teenager: "Does getting married ruin your text life?"
mom: "Yes, especially since your dad doesn't know how to text."
mom: "Yes, especially since your dad doesn't know how to text."
by neosushisek December 1, 2011
Get the text lifemug. When the person you are texting does not want to have an actual phone conversation so you have to write a lot rather then just being able to say it.
Lucy was crying all night because Brad broke up with her. I tried to call her but she wouldn't answer so I was novel texting her for about an hour.
Bobby was novel texting Cindy the other night because she couldn't talk on the phone. He was trying to convince her to sneak out to go to a party.
Bobby was novel texting Cindy the other night because she couldn't talk on the phone. He was trying to convince her to sneak out to go to a party.
by QU33NC0BR4 September 24, 2011
Get the Novel Textingmug. by stop that whore April 9, 2012
Get the Texting whoremug. A text sent through iMessage that exceeds the 18,996 max character limit, thus causing an arrow to appear which expands the message into a text reader rather than iMessage.
This crazy bitch is blowing up my phone. She won't stop sending me Looka texts. It's like reading a novel.
by Chesterhhhhhhhh June 9, 2017
Get the Looka textmug. When a pussy talks shit through text, with no intentions of handling his or her business when approached.
by Doc Wells May 15, 2014
Get the Text Boxingmug. Verifying that a text message goes to the right person, as to avoid the humiliation of giving out the wrong information to the wrong person.
Michelle: Did you get my text?
Liz: Um, no. What'd it say?
Michelle: Ugh! I must've sent it to Lisa, then. I was talking about how much I hate her and the fact that she's such a hypocritical ice queen.
Liz: God, Michelle, she's our friend! And I agree, but you definitely should've practiced safe text.
Liz: Um, no. What'd it say?
Michelle: Ugh! I must've sent it to Lisa, then. I was talking about how much I hate her and the fact that she's such a hypocritical ice queen.
Liz: God, Michelle, she's our friend! And I agree, but you definitely should've practiced safe text.
by LiberalArmyWife January 2, 2009
Get the Safe textmug. When someone texts a friend multiple times, creating a constant vibration on the receiver's cell phone so they can massage various parts of their body.
Friend 1 - Hey man, i have a really bad stomach ache, mind giving me a text massage?
Friend 2
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Friend 2
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by Dyl-pod March 2, 2010
Get the Text Massagemug.