Tearing up her pomegranate

Verb meaning to be having very rough sex.

Ex: Did you hear the next door neighbor tearing up her pomegranate last night? Everyone around could!

by Weird1One December 31, 2007

Vaginal tear

The act of ejaculating in a vagina, and after you take your penis out, semen leaks out, making a tear

Man I just banged the hell out of that girl and gave her the biggest vaginal tear...

by Havoline April 17, 2009

Tarsonic Polarity Syndrome

To have buttocks where your head should be.

See south park

After Kenny's picture of his butt was placed on a milk carton, a couple with TPS came to claim him.

by Jezzy June 29, 2004

Tear-Partier

Politically-challenged right-winger who can't and won't accept the outcome of the '08 presidential election. Heavily influenced by right-wing talk-show hosts, they believe the end is near for America, unless they sweep far-right politicians into office. Tear-partiers usually vacillate between lung-swelling patriotism and abject despair, often in the same sentence.

"Did you see the Tear-Partiers marched on Washington? They came to protest... everything."

by songsmith October 8, 2009

Tear Jerker

To shed tears onto one's penis while masturbating, typically following rejection, failure, or general sorrow.

A: Well, the Lions lost again—better go home and cry on my dick.

B: Yeah, last week I had a nice tear jerker set to Jewel's "Foolish Games".

by hologrammar June 6, 2011

I will tear you a second cunt with my thorny cock

Used by Eegra in their valentines day comic, where Bowser handed Peach a card with this phrase, and subsequently believes it is a sweet love message. Or something. Whatever the case, it's an exclamation yelled at a loved one that expresses ones awkwardness in a social or romantic situation.

"Happy valentines day! I will tear you a second cunt with my thorny cock!"

by Kyouchou Budgie April 28, 2009

Tongue Tearer

noun:

A rather simple torture device where large tongs/calipers are used to tear out the victim's tongue.

Popular way to punish heratics...so that they don't spread their blasphamy.

A tongue tearer can also be used to tear off other body parts.

by Argonak April 12, 2008