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Tan Hong Jun

He joined us in STD5 and he is a really nice dude. But mf is just too nice and wouldn't even let a girl go just forget bro. A HJ is always good at playing drums and has nice taste of music and mf is just so cute wanna squish his cheeks him. He makes all the boys a bit fruity and is everyone's go to uncle. Tan Hong Jun plays volleyball but is very skilled at playing all types of balls as well <3. This guy has so many assets I wrote an essay in BM for him and it is *essential* for everyone to have a Tan Hong Jun in their lives.
Girl 1: OMG look at this cute drawing Tan Hong Jun drew for me

Girl 2: O M G that is so pretty. He's like the cool uncle of the school.

Girl 1: Ikr he's hot as well. He's going to volleyball is this Sunday and all the boys are joining as well

Girl 2: OMG lets join I wanna see HJ Hit balls. :3
by Sussy Suster March 29, 2022
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cum tan

Word for a very pale person
That irish girl has a nice cum tan
by cumdragon April 9, 2015
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Jeff Tan

Someone that will always comment on your winning mahjong set.

Jeff Tan: 为什么不要自摸,听三遍
by Mahjong 101 November 21, 2021
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Chi Tan

A really badass guy. Is an expert in his field. A really good friend who always takes time for the most important things in life. Unfortunately tends to leave everything to his girlfriend, such as choosing a meal in a restaurant.
Chi Tan is a real machine
by harambo1 November 25, 2021
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Glove Tan

Pale color of the skin after wearing a rubber glove for an extended period of time. Frequently, the pale color of the hand is marked in sharp contrast by the normal skin tone of the affected individual above the wrist. Glove tan is especially common among medical staff and workers in biomedical or chemical laboratories.
Lab member 1: Boy, we sure had a long experiment today.

Lab member 2: Dude, I know, check out my sick glove tan.
by lab_masta_flex July 17, 2018
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Rotisserie Tan

Tanning on the beach while having incredibly intimate sex.
Me and Marco rotisserie tanned on his private Malibu beach!
by TripodParty May 18, 2018
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Turf Tan

Visible marks left after faceplanting into a disclosed arena (particularily grass turf) while playing a sport.
1 Did you see that kid get tackled ?

All i can see is his turf tan

2. Is that a turf tan from soccer?

3. Billy needs to keep his head up when he plays, hes already had 3 turf tans this season!
by TurfTanner October 1, 2011
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