by Obama Bin Laden June 09, 2023
by bastanu December 02, 2023
by yelhsasiehttseb February 15, 2021
1. Yesterday we did the midnight stroke cus i was so tired after work.
2. Maybe i’ll be up for some midnight stroke after my shift
2. Maybe i’ll be up for some midnight stroke after my shift
by Volvopigen April 04, 2023
by Dingo Plingus March 08, 2021
Linda* "I jerked off Tommy for a whole hour and still couldn't make him sling yogurt out his one eyed purple monster"
Trudith* "Well did you try jerking him off stalefish?"
Linda* "What do you mean? I didn't know there's more than one jerk of style"
Trudith* "Yeah, you know, Different strokes for different blokes"
Trudith* "Well did you try jerking him off stalefish?"
Linda* "What do you mean? I didn't know there's more than one jerk of style"
Trudith* "Yeah, you know, Different strokes for different blokes"
by RatDogPig April 27, 2024
Matthew: Yo Ruben what kind of creative cooking method did you use last night?
Ruben: I created this vampire-bat stroking style of gooning and it’s doing wonders for my health.
Ruben: I created this vampire-bat stroking style of gooning and it’s doing wonders for my health.
by unfortunatethoughts May 23, 2025