Facebook Stalking

When you look at the profile of someone who you are friends with on facebook.

Hey, did you see Janeta's Facebook status? Yeah, I was Facebook Stalking her last night.

Whose pictures are those on your news feed? Oh, they are Marlins, stop Facebook stalking him.

by Janetta simmons November 22, 2011

(OTFS) Out The Fuck Standing

From military lexicon that combines the words "outstanding" and "fuck" together to mean just the opposite of the word "outstanding" Usually describes a person(s) or situation(s) that are totally and completely fucked up beyond all recgonition. Also used in texting shorthand.

Trooper 1: "Lt. BooBoo just got his whole squad captured during the exercise, but he escaped". Trooper 2: "(OTFS) Out the fuck standing"! Trooper 1: "What a joke, let's go smoke a bowl". Trooper 2: "Cool".

by sliptrip August 23, 2011

standing ovation

A brown arse length of such gargantuan size that on passing it you have to stand up and check it out (possibly to take a photo with a mobile phone - a codak movement)

You won't believe the size of this shit that i've just had - i had to give it a standing ovation

by Dave Wu June 11, 2006

gang stalking

anything illegal under michigan public law 256-2003 anti electronic harassment law. also "voice to skull?" that tells you an unlisted phone number which you call on a payphone that turns out to be a corrupt official, tells you who has herpes, (i love when they get in fights with eachother and rat eachother out!)and what meds thay take-ritalin causing a substance induced mania and spd, sadistic personality disorder-deriving glee from these activities.

they're gang stalking.they gang stalked me and cut me off in traffic.

by boogerpizza January 7, 2011

Standing Wendy

When you are out after a long night of drinking captain morgan's and smoking ganja and you are with one of your best boys driving home. He tells you that if he orders you everything on the dollar menu at wendy's and you eat all of it he will guarantee you pussy. You eat all of it and he puts a blindfold over your eyes.Your standing tall and you start getting some of the best dome you have ever received. Right as you are about to explode your boy rips off the blindfold you look down and there is a fat bitch that weighs over 250 pounds sucking your dick causing you to puke up the whole dollar menu on her head. Hence the standing wendy!

Yo man your goin to be so pissed when you found out wat i did to laugh

Why what did you do?

I made him think he was goin to hava great night and he ended up givin a standing wendy

by tuna31 January 19, 2009

monkey spanking a wheel

The definition founded in boston mass, in 2008 when one spanks or slaps if you will his penis against a vagina upon penetration of a female.

" I wasnt fully stiff so i spanked the wheel with the monkey"

"Monkey spanking a wheel is always kinky"

by Adam Rem April 7, 2008

Shanking

Willing to suck a penis for a Cup of Coffee....AKA Jack Norby

Jack's least favorite part of the coffee addiction is the constant shanking.

by UnknownTruth March 13, 2004