pop a squat or i'll pop your squat

Something to tell someone when you need them to shut up, sit down, and listen to you. Usually said after telling someone to "pop a squat" when they don't listen to you.

Mom: Pop a squat on the couch here, son, so we can talk about your grades.

Son: No thanks, I think I'm gonna go watch TV...

Mom: Pop a squat or I'll pop your squat!

by Morgan :P August 14, 2011

diddly squat

Squatting to poop, like in the woods

Oh man I just diddly squatted in the woods

by Alex Smith May 13, 2005

squat thrust

Something hard. Real hard.

Squat thrusts are hard. Real hard.

by The Real Andrea L March 29, 2008

Squatchin

When that bitch look like bigfoot. Looking like a hot mess, ratchet.

When that bitch look like bigfoot

"That bitch be squatchin."

by BlingBlingGalaxy November 1, 2015

squaters

Similar to the "fives" rule on seats. However, with fives, you can only save your seat for five minutes. Calling squaters means that you can save your seat unless you sit down somewhere else. The moment your ass touches another seat, squaters is ended, and the first seat becomes available.

Bob: "shit my phone is ringing, but i dont want to lose my seat..."
gets up to answer phone, and someone steals his seat
Jack:"He should have called squaters"

by The Jewman November 20, 2007

squatslam

when a male gives something a mushroom stamp while tea bagging

My friend died and I squatslammed his corpse at his funeral.

by Easy Pee December 19, 2008

squasheded

when u put a hat on and it flattens ur hair!

take your hat of or your hair will be squisheded

by anon September 27, 2003