soft city

When you are fat and out of shape because you haven't hit the gym in a long time ... you are in Soft City.

Man, I gotta take the first train out of Soft City!

by Dirtylutz February 19, 2015

soft bang

The act of hanging up a phone very softly so that it creates minimal noise; opposite of hard bang.

"I know James has a headache so I will soft bang when our phone conversation is over."

by itsthatguythatyouknow June 15, 2016

soft pop

When you're trying to squeeze a pimple and all the gunk in it pops out without difficulty.

Man: "Holy fuck I had the best soft pop yesterday."

by girlbye8 April 18, 2018

soft bread

"A nice butt and or boobs"

"Dang she had soft bread"
"Excuse me ma'am do you have soft bread"

by I <3 soft bread January 25, 2016

Soft Pencil

When once is rolling with a soft pencil, they have a limp penis in a clutch situation and often suffer from erectile dysfunction or an orgasm that lasts a maximum of three seconds.

Did you hear what Jane said? She told me Jimmy's rolling with a soft pencil.

by Klamer October 20, 2006

Soft couch

Really shitty, unpleasant.

OMG that exam was totally soft couch >:(

by Declan Palmer October 17, 2008

Soft girl

girls that like tagging themselves to other niggas.Soft girls are also unnecessary in society because they don’t exist and also because they can be called “Ma Hungry “

That soft girl is hungry

by spekulation December 29, 2018