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Brancati

When you think you're finished taking a piss but when you go to put you're dick away you pee on yourself a little bit.

My pants are a bit wet because I just had a Brancati.

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The act of hanging up a phone very softly so that it creates minimal noise; opposite of hard bang.

"I know James has a headache so I will soft bang when our phone conversation is over."

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