smash party

when you and your friends that are all taken get together with their partner and you hangout and cuddle.

i can wait for the smash party at lorena's.

by k.s.m.=s.r.m October 11, 2019

Vegan Smash

Very boring, flavorless, unnurishing missionary sex with a condom on and no eating ass.

Friend: how was last night?
Me: vegan smash bro, wasted a condom bro and now I gotta wash my sheets. Ugh.

by SexDr69 October 12, 2019

Donato smash

The act of wantonly destroying your own property in a fit of rage. Normally done in the least sensible way possible.

Oh man, I couldn't sleep last night because I had this pounding headache. So I Donato Smashed my head against my headboard until I lost consciousness. Got my 8 hours sleep in but I'm starting to smell colors now.

by Sandman_0012 April 21, 2018

Clit smash

This is the time during sex were the women is about to orgasom, as she says "I'm Cummings" you pull your dick out and beat the living shit out of her clit till her pussy literally exsploeds.

You won't like me when I'm angry "Clit Smash"

by Fucmehjerry November 9, 2017

smashing clams

When two females’, slam into each other in the scissor position.

Yo Gertrude, smashing clams with you is so enlightening.

by KatSeren January 23, 2018

testicular smash

When Bobo (giant ass gorilla) says, hey I’m tired of your shit and windmills the shit out of your nuts.

“Hey John did you hear about the guy that pissed off that gorilla? Yea, he got a testicular smash from Bobo.”

by Palace guard May 4, 2018

Smash Wednesday

When Valentine’s Day falls on Ash Wednesday and you have to have sex with ashes still on your forehead.

“Hey brah, it’s Smash Wednesday. Don’t forget to get your forehead dabbed before you pipe your girl.”

by Rusty Tyrone February 15, 2018