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Simon

1. To suck a hairy, British boomers’ cock at 4 o’ clock.
2. To have sex with a porcupine.
1. “Man, he sure looks like he’s interested in the Brits, do you think he’s gonna simon?”
2. “Aww, the porcupine is so cute! I feel like Simoning it!”
by Tommie hendrickens April 29, 2022
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Simmons and Spy

An old married couple whose sex life involves lots of red shells, knives, and table flipping. Spy is Simmons little bitch, but they love each other deep down.
"I saw Simmons and Spy at the hospital again. Simmons got a red shell stuck inside her and Spy had lots of stab wounds and wood splinters to dig out."
by JMAD_1979 August 4, 2023
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