always shoot the messenger

People don't like to hear things they don't like, so community leaders would send people the community doesn't like to deliver bad news, in hopes that they would not return. This way the community never had to directly kill people for petty reasons, as they were only guilty of bring up crap nobody wants to hear.

The caravan was attacked and you let him go, everyone knows that you always shoot the messenger of bad news!

by PinkFuzzyBunnySlippers August 23, 2023

Photo Shoot

The act of getting another person with glasses to give you a blow job then when you cum pull out of their mouth, ejaculate on their glasses and have them lick them clean.

Your girl came over last night for a photo shoot

by Lunacanopy September 7, 2023

poop shoot

a butthole

shove it up your poop shoot

by MrShovelz March 2, 2024

International Shoot A CEO Day

A holiday that occurs on the 4th of December each year. Celebrators are encouraged to shoot a CEO to encourage meaningful change in a way that democracy has failed them.

I can't go to work today since I have plans for International Shoot A CEO Day.

by hephaestus82 December 10, 2024

Don't Shoot the Car

Not to do something stupid

Mike: Hey dude I'm going to steal from Walmart, they wont stop shoplifters! (true)
Joe: Calm down man, Don't shoot the car!

by MakfromCali9109202 December 16, 2008

Poop and Shoot

When you poop in your hand, and whip it across an open field, and shoot it with a 12 gauge shotgun.

Hey, watch me poop and shoot

by shitbirdie November 4, 2011

ship it or shoot it

Ship it:putting two people together i ship it
Shoot it:rejecting a ship

Jamie asked the squad ship it or shoot it when referring to the ship if the squad

by Madds18 March 17, 2016