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Shit slinger

A person of the male or female variety who throws extreme amounts of bullshit your way. This person is usually shady as fuck and should be avoided at all costs. This could range from your coworker who swears they didn't take your moms homemade lasagna out the break room refrigerator to that crack head crazy bitch you used to know in highschool.
That shady muckalucka Jessica is such a shit slinger; she's always on some bullshit.

That bitch LaQueeshah is a class A shitslinger. Everybody in this motherfuckin salon knows that weave ain't no real 100% human hair.
mugGet the Shit slingermug.

Shafer shits

a desperate need to go to the bathroom after eating at VCU's Shafer Dining Court.
The freshman soon realized the inevitability of shafer shits after dinner at shafer.
by BobbyK. March 11, 2011
mugGet the Shafer shitsmug.

ghost shit

A shit that you spend a nice long time working on, but then when you're done, isn't in the toilet! You could have sworn you took that shit but it's gone! You wipe your arse and it's perfectly clean. Where did the shit go? I don't know!
Bob: Hey man! You didn't flush the toilet! Samwise: It's ok playa. It was a ghost shit... respek
by MadHat December 17, 2004
mugGet the ghost shitmug.

Shit Apple

A derogatory term used to describe the child of someone you think of as shit. A “shit apple” never falls far from the “shit tree.”
Randy: "I can't believe Trinity was throwing bottles, Mr. Lahey."

Mr. Lahey: "Shit apple."
by Ronnie Honduras April 10, 2007
mugGet the Shit Applemug.

Shit Down

taking a cheeky break during a long day at work by having five or ten minutes sat on the throne doing nothing..
or possibly a one minute power pooh followed by nine minutes of just sitting and relaxing..
Roger: I'm knackered man.. been on my feet for two hours now.
Bill: nip for a shit down mate, you've deserved it.
Roger: yeah, good call. back in ten.
by long jon donger December 20, 2010
mugGet the Shit Downmug.

winds of shit

From the Trailer Park Boys: The mysterious winds of shit that bring with it only shit luck and other shit. When you just know that all kinds of shit are gonnna happen. The shit really hits the fan when the winds of shit are blowing. Normally, the strongest winds of shit can be found in a shit hurricane. Also, keep an eye out for shit hawks, which may take advantage of the incredible thermals produced from the winds of shit.
Lahey: "You know what a shit barometer is, Bubs?"
Bubbles: "...No."
Lahey: "Measures the shit pressure in the air. You can feel it! Listen Bubs, hear that? Sounds of the whispering winds of shit.
...Beware, my friend. Shit winds are a coming."
by Chuwy June 10, 2006
mugGet the winds of shitmug.

Gang Shit

When a group of people (the gang) does something crazy, or out of the ordinary, that pussies wouldn't dare to do.
1. Aye nigga, last night the gang went mobbin and did some crazy gang shit.
2. That's some gang shit nigga!
3. Fuck wit us and we gonna do some gang shit nigga!
by MobbinSinceDayOne June 26, 2016
mugGet the Gang Shitmug.

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