self-bussed

throwing yourself under a the bus

Him: Did you see Pompeo on FOX this morning? WTF was he doing?
Her: He self-bussed

by stuartc1 October 06, 2019

Self Spoonage

When you commit suicide with a spoon

Help! My sister committed self spoonage

by Zoey6669 July 25, 2019

Self harmicidal

A state of depression so severe that it produces an excess of extreme hatred and typically directionless anger as well as urges to hurt/kill both both themselves and others. A combination of wanting to self harm and being homicidal.

Person 1: Hey bro how are you?

Person 2: I feel horrible; society sucks, people suck, and life in general sucks! I want to cut my wrists and die but I also wanna just stab anyone who dares come close to me!

Person 1: Damn dude you should get some help before you do something you'll regret! You've become full on self harmicidal!

by Sad Vampire Slug December 15, 2017

self sanchez

When you thumb your own arse and then give yourself a chocolate moustache

I was all alone after taking a dump, so while I wiped, I took the opportunity to self-sanchez

by CKFun February 12, 2004

self conny

try hards

i am j4ck and i am a try hard "self conny"

by J4ckNZ June 11, 2017

self-lick

having oral sex with my with my own male
member.

if i could self-lick, i would have no use for my girlfriend.

by andyheadinsky February 11, 2003

self-prostitution

When you pay yourself $20 to give yourself a sad handjob

Friends: Hey what are you doing Friday
You: Oh, it will be a fun filled Friday full of self-prostitution and my jackintosh

by DankMaster420Blazin' March 27, 2017