3.5-tuple-second cousin

Child of their parent’s double-first cousin with their other parent’s sesqui-first cousin.

My 3.5-tuple-second cousin is a good person.

by Mr. Jacov November 23, 2019

Second cousin

The code name for bad baby things,

First night of shaadi =second cousin ;)

by M2k May 3, 2014

Second cup bomb

Strange concoction drawn up one night at the pubs, where we wanted an irish car bomb but had Molson instead of guinness.
In spite of this we persevered, and threw a shot of jameson into our mugs. It went down smoother than a french girl with aids.

LOL, hey look joey, pass me a fuckin irish car bomb? what, were stupid drunk bastards? ok, second cup bombs.

I'm feeling like a separatist today, i think i'll have a second cup bomb.

by Guillaume L. December 26, 2007

3 second rule

The nationally acknowledged time in which after leaving a seat unoccupied it is then acceptable for people to take your seat, usually in a pub or somewhere which has a variety of good chairs and bad chairs. Any attempt to do so before this is an illegal move and that person will have to leave the seat. Although this rule is acceptable amongst your group you are sat with, any attempt to utilise this rule with strangers is not seen as a good idea.

Ahmed "What you doin lad? That is my seat."
Swann "3 second rule. You were at the bar for 5 minutes."
Ahmed "Ah fair play mate. I'll just sit here instead then."

by GF May 21, 2006

Ten Second Rule

Variants include the three, five, or seven second rule, but rarely further than that.

Refers to the ammount of time a person must be out of their seat before it becomes avaliable for others to steal

*Person 1 gets out of seat*
Person 2: Ten second rule!
*Person 2 collapses smugly into seat. Person 1 may choose to comment upon the sexual orientation of Person 2's mother at this time*

by Chris-Thor August 13, 2007

second hand buzz

A second hand buzz is when your friends are all on uppers and you start feeling like you've taken something when you haven't. (effectively feeding off their buzz)

Wow, you guys are pilling so much I'm getting a second hand buzz off you

by Blessed-Be August 8, 2006

second hand kiss

When one kisses their fingers, then proceeds to place the previously kissed finger someplace on another person

He kissed his fingertips, then lightly placed them on my mouth, little did I know, he had mouth herpes. Worst second hand kiss ever.

by Anarchist Plaqtypus July 6, 2010