(n) a friend you once had, and who could serve as an uncle to your offspring, but who you haven't seen for a long time and whose whereabouts are unknown
Child: Dad, whatever happened to your friend Hal?
Dad: Last I know he was in Vegas. As far as I'm concerned, he's a rusty unky.
Dad: Last I know he was in Vegas. As far as I'm concerned, he's a rusty unky.
by unky! November 17, 2013
Get the rusty unkymug. by Cocobeware July 21, 2014
Get the Rusty exitmug. A Rusty Hike is when a person inserts their toes into the anus of another person as they defecate, forcing the feces through from between the wiggling toes. Typically the foot is left unwashed and the person whose feet were defecated on will continue to walk around barefoot like this for hours after the act.
by dbwees October 13, 2018
Get the rusty hikemug. When you fuck a girl in the ass and you pull it out, turn her around and smack her on the forehead with your dick. Then you step back and look at the imprint on her forehead, it looks like rusty rebar.
I was fucking Alexis in the ass and whenever I got done, I rolled her over, smacked her in the forehead with my cock and gave her a rusty rebar.
by JFD69 July 29, 2023
Get the rusty rebarmug. by joobacca November 23, 2013
Get the rusty iciclemug. She was sitting on my face and and took a dump on my head man...she gave me a rusty manhattan.
I thought it was a queef but apparently the taco bell just hit and she painting my hair brown.
I thought it was a queef but apparently the taco bell just hit and she painting my hair brown.
by Daley Gribble February 24, 2019
Get the rusty manhattanmug. When your weird/funny/alchoholic uncle makes you smell his finger knowing all to well he had them in or around his butthole.
Uncle Ben, will you please stop attempting to rusty uncle me.
I am simply trying to enjoy the family reunion.
I am simply trying to enjoy the family reunion.
by DabMauFive November 4, 2017
Get the rusty unclemug.