rusty unky

(n) a friend you once had, and who could serve as an uncle to your offspring, but who you haven't seen for a long time and whose whereabouts are unknown

Child: Dad, whatever happened to your friend Hal?
Dad: Last I know he was in Vegas. As far as I'm concerned, he's a rusty unky.

by unky! November 17, 2013

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Rusty exit

Bleeding during an after bowel movement - evidence may appear on toilet paper

Ugh- another rusty exit, I need to eat more fiber.

by Cocobeware July 21, 2014

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A Rusty Hike is when a person inserts their toes into the anus of another person as they defecate, forcing the feces through from between the wiggling toes. Typically the foot is left unwashed and the person whose feet were defecated on will continue to walk around barefoot like this for hours after the act.

"Babe, I'm feeling kinky tonight and feel like trying something new. I vote for Rusty Hike."

by dbwees October 13, 2018

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rusty rebar

When you fuck a girl in the ass and you pull it out, turn her around and smack her on the forehead with your dick. Then you step back and look at the imprint on her forehead, it looks like rusty rebar.

I was fucking Alexis in the ass and whenever I got done, I rolled her over, smacked her in the forehead with my cock and gave her a rusty rebar.

by JFD69 July 29, 2023

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rusty icicle

getting a rim job while snorting a line of coke

i filmed her giving me a rusty icicle

by joobacca November 23, 2013

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rusty manhattan

When you're eating a girl's pussy and she shits on your head and gives you a shitty toupee.

She was sitting on my face and and took a dump on my head man...she gave me a rusty manhattan.

I thought it was a queef but apparently the taco bell just hit and she painting my hair brown.

by Daley Gribble February 24, 2019

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