Rubber Trumpet

When someone's arsehole is noisy, not smelly, and with a good tune.

Did ya hear that Rubber Trumpet?

by Ruthless Collector October 22, 2023

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rubber on wheels is faster than rubber on heels

Driving (or riding in a car) is faster than walking.

“Rubber on wheels is faster than rubber on heels.”was the response to the complaint about thr long ride.

by Dfwgeorge August 15, 2023

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Rubber for my boat

The term used for when you need a condom for your penis

Josh: "Yo you got a rubber for my boat I can use."

Rosie: "Erm yer sure"

by toxicwaste October 22, 2008

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Rubber Ducky Method

Wearing a silicon body suit while floating in a tub of urine.

After a long day of work, I use the Rubber Ducky Method to relax.

by PurpleMeerkat August 6, 2025

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You acquire a woman (presumably after giving birth), you hang her upside down by the legs. After that, you nut in her, then you take a pressure washer (at least 250 psi), and fill her womb up. Once it is filled, you place a rubber ducky on top, thus, a Caledonia Rubber Ducky.

Woman 1: “Did you see the news!”
Woman 2: “Yeah, my 7th grade English teacher gave a homeless woman a Caledonia Rubber Ducky!!!”

by Jeffica3576 February 24, 2025

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The Rubber Van

A subclass of the 4chan Party Van. It is usually deployed with a crew trained in capturing lunatics and taking them to the nut house aka the Funny Farm.

"Oh, dear, Kimmo's at it again. Has someone called for them to sent The Rubber Van around to collect him?"

"Looks like it's a one-way trip to the nut house in The Rubber Van for him, then!"

by RTM 1963 November 22, 2021

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