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Some neurosurgeon posted a definition for masturbate with a bunch of synonyms and decided it would be a good idea to make them all one big link, which is how you got here to this page. Here's to that genius.
I hope that person catches AIDS from masturbating.



SYNONYMS: chokin' the chicken, spanking the monkey, flogging the dolphin, beating off, jackin' off, buffing the banana, wanking off, playing with yourself, tootin' your horn, fighting the purple helmet warrior, rubbing the one-eyed snake, commiting spermicide, taking your turn at the self-serve station, fishing with your zipper trout, beating the shit out of your midget friend, makin' mayo, polishing the family jewels, test-firing the old meat missle, wrapping the hand around the penis and moving it in a thrusting movement.
by Catamount June 21, 2008
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spicey dry rub

When a person cuts and handles spicey peppers and then jerks off a guy.
Susie gave me a jalapeño spicey dry rub last night and I can't stop the burning!
by Bucksack February 4, 2017
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Gully Rub

Manual stimulation of the female genitalia, with a vigours rubbing action, in the passageways between houses ‘a Gully’. Usually resulting in discomfort and not pleasure, very prevalent in the Castle Bromwich area of metropolitan Birmigham.
Chog didn’t get his leg over last night, but Sharon really copped it with a Gully Rub
by Largegin July 3, 2025
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roll-rub

the job which a frigid fat or obese girl would give to her boyfriend.

an explanation is that the boyfriend would lube up her stomach and then push her 'rolls' over his penis then 'go to town with it'
boyfriend; Oh My god im so horny, please have sex with me.

Girlfriend ; No,

Bf; Give me a blowjob then.

gf; ill give you a roll-rub, if you have some lube.

bf ; ill spit on it.
by Rolfesaurus July 1, 2011
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Rubbing off

Your rubbing off on me.
by anonymous October 15, 2021
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Pussys rubbing on my face. Unnnnhhh!!!!

When you girl gets some friends and decides to start a gang bang and you get super horny.
I love when there's pussys rubbing on my face. Unnnnhhh!!!!!
by Horny Mother Fuckers Love Me! September 7, 2022
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rub goob

Rubbing a goob, or rubbing one's goob is a colloquialism which means to forcefully have oral sex. Can be used to describe rape but mostly it is not.
Person 1: Yo! Sandra let me rub goob all over her face!
Person 2: She has herpes.
by sluckygush April 11, 2022
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