Saucy Rooster

While masterbating standing up,you pull your weiner down and behind the cheeks like you're flossing your ass.Then you unload on her face,you flap your wings and crow like a rooster!!

While jerking off,kevin stood on top of his girl friend erica and gave her a saucy rooster.

by reysegotfingered January 4, 2015

Pee Pee Roost

When a Person is going to the bathroom and you throw a Roost with a motorcycle or quad and hit them in the Pee Pee

Jake was taking a piss when he was hit with a Pee Pee Roost by Tim

by Timicha June 24, 2009

roost

To inject mass amounts of liquids into your body,mainly alcohol,for the reason that no single person can logically explain

hello rodney would you like to go to murdocks house and roost a few?

by deadeddie November 2, 2006

rooster

Someone who is know to have a large penis and uses it to seduce women. Although his greatest physical trait is his penis he is always more intersted in getting money by any {OG} means nessacary

Dino "Dude nick is such a rooster. He slept with three girls last week and is still out {grinding}."
Doug "That rooster is such an {OG}."

by roostersaurus rex March 10, 2009

the chickens are coming home to roost

*Looks around at the chickens*


HOLY SHIT! You're right!

*runs the fuck away*

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 28, 2004

Rooster rider

one who rides the roosters

cluck cluck cluck D***d rides the roosters

by THE ALMIGHTY LUMP April 24, 2003

Rooster Illusion

The delusion that ones penis is larger than it actually is. This mirage causes the afflicted to troll social web sites proving his 'superiority' in all things. See: Douchnozzle

He is an asshole because he suffers from rooster illusion

by Hyperkinetic April 21, 2011