Nod Rod

A random hard on you get during a nod (usually from blues or fetty.)

Bro, wake up! Your Nod Rod is hella noticeable!

Damn, I nodded out on the bus and woke up with a huge nod rod

by HotFish84 June 9, 2024

Chocolate covered rod

When you have anal sex with a girl right after they take a dumb and when you take your penis out, the girl licks the poop off of it.

Last night Jenny had a chocolate covered rod!

After i banged her in the ass, i made her like my chocolate covered rod!

by Halasheek Muhhammad October 8, 2009

Pos rod

1. When a person is acting like a dick and a pussy at the same time.

2. When reacting douchy as fuck due to extreme embarrassment from pussying out on something he/she was cocky about.

After bragging all night about how he always wins the vagina shitting contest, he totally acted like a Pos Rod after he refused to compete.

by Mickies November 7, 2017

Lead rod

A male sex organ that can survive a neuclear fallout

Man that thing is a lead rod!

by Mernuckle March 20, 2019

Avalanche Rod

A fishing rod found in the northern expedition.

I just got the Avalanche Rod!!

by Endermanxstar February 5, 2025

Rod Stewart Old

Someone who thinks they’re hot shit, even at such an “old” age.

Dude, my grandpa is sooooo Rod Stewart Old, like we get it, you fought in a war, big deal.

by Dad is looking January 26, 2020

Chilean rod decimator

The act of making someone’s butthole cold and then using your warm penis to penetrate

Jimmy: Uncle why are you using the Chilean rod decimator!
Uncle: I’m sorry, I just have some serious mental issues

by Moooooooomeow June 11, 2025