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Cherried / Cherry Bakewelled / Cherry Chongled

If someone is ''cherried'', ''cherry bakewelled'' or ''cherry chongled'', it means they are not in a normal state of mind / thinking correctly either whilst sober or under the influence of alcohol, drugs etc.

You can also use combinations (cherry, cherried, cherry bakewell, cherry bakewelled, cherry chongled)
''That guys proper cherried like'' (sober and/or under the influence)

''He's just put diesel into his petrol car, what a cherry bakewell''

''He's an absolute cherry (cherry chongle / cherry bakewell), why's he gone and done that?''

''He says that all the time, hes a Cherry Bakewell''

''She had far too much to drink on Friday, she was proper cherried / cherry bakewelled / cherry chongled''

Cherried rod 

When a desperate male, wakes up with his dick raw, bleeding and rapidly on its way to infection cuz he stuck it in the first east county swamp donkey he got to come home with him.
Damn kristen! Take me to the hospital! I think your rotting pussy made my dick have Cherried rod!!!
Cherried rod by All Laced Up* September 26, 2021

Very Cherried 

Very very high off weed.
After we smoked that quarter of dank, Eric and I became very cherried.
Very Cherried by Dr. Hunji December 16, 2009

Right Cherried

A term used to let your friends know you are really messed up...
Its Sunday afternoon, typical for a session to take place amongst friends, after you toss around a second hand cigarette you turn to your friend and say " I'm right cherried man"
Right Cherried by JIrish79 August 10, 2009

hot cherries

A group of middle aged women that conjugate together to bitch about their husbands as they smoke cigarette like a freight train.
The hot cherries never shut the fuck up and they smell like an ashtray at a bingo parlor.
hot cherries by Texhammer February 14, 2018

Chocolate Cherries Jubilee 

Much like the Rusty Trombone, the Chocolate Cherries Jubilee is performed from the rear. The giver has the receiver's balls in his/her mouth and is giving them a reach around, while simultaneously stimulating thier cornhole with his/her nose. At the point of orgasm the reciever then plasters the giver's face with a massive turd.
The Chocolate Cherries Jubilee is perhaps my favorite way of relieving my sexual and bowel tension all at the same time!