pudding cup

When, during a sexual act, one person poops in the other's mouth.

"You're laying there and suddenly you end up with a pudding cup."

by the DUDE-man-guy October 4, 2011

pundint

A species of vile evil known to attack former half-term governors.

In the wake of the Tucson massacre of 2011, journalists and pundints falsely accused the Empress of Wasilla of blood libel, the disagreeable act of eating liberal babies alive

by RealAmericano January 15, 2011

pudding pie

When you have to shit really bad but can't make it to the bathroom on time, you therefore have to shit in your pants and this makes a pudding pie

John: why are you walking so damn weird? Walk straight baby

Melissa: can't! i just happened to drop a pudding pie in my pants, this makes walking straight impossible

Dude 1: i gotta get some adult diapers
Dude 2: why?
Dude 1: cuz i've been making some pudding pies recently, don't know why
Dude 2: just go see a colorectal surgeon

by brianisinthekitchen February 22, 2011

pudding shits

The pudding like fecal material projected from your ass after eating something awfully disgusting or ingesting medication that does not belong to you.

Dood, that pill you gave me sucked, it made my head hurt and gave me the pudding shits.

by tony the pony boy April 30, 2009

salt pudding

male ejaculate, taken in orally

Josh gave that bitch a cup full of his salt pudding! (That bitch can give one hell of a blow job)

by P Town May 1, 2006

poop pudding

Poop pudding is the same as power pudding... a combination equal parts of bran, applesauce, & raisins or prunes &/or prune juice warmed & given a small portions to relieve constipation

After a week of gas & bloating butt no stool, poop pudding saved the day.

by ekcjt November 18, 2015

Pudding Dream

When you fall asleep while sitting on the toilet and have a dream about eating pudding, only to wake up eating poop.

"I wouldn't kiss him! He just woke up from a pudding dream!"

by razukel May 2, 2010