sand pirates

The most feared and notorious of all gangs worldwide. While many speculate that they are nothing more than a few college kids in San Luis Obispo who get wasted and role down sand dunes,the sand pirates are actually highly loyal and dedicated pirates living by a virtuous code of conduct yet to be determined.

Dirt biker:"shhhh, i think its a sand pirate sleeping."

Sand pirate:"Yaaarggggh!!!"

Dirt Biker:"Oh shit!!!"

by yaaarghhhhhhh!!! September 7, 2005

Pirate eye

To ejaculate into ONE of a persons eyes, causing them to scream "Arrgh" just like a pirate.

After I gave that ho the pirates eye she started crying. Cum and tears are a great mix.

by Big J November 14, 2004

pirate smoker

someone who smokes the pole consistently, and drinks orange juice on a regular basis

you dumb pirate smoker, why dont you go suck a dick

by kdog January 5, 2004

auto-pirate

A variation on the pirate or creamy pirate, an auto-pirate can be either an intentionally or unintentionally administered pirate; an auto-pirate occurs when the masturbator ejaculates in his own eye and pirate groans issue from his mouth out of frustration or pleasure.

I had my girlfriend in the crosshairs for a nice salty one but slipped at the last moment and, cannon pointed aloft, caught my left peeper with an auto-pirate.
While his friends clicked away at first person shooter games and flight simulators, Melvin was content to cure his doldrums by spending evenings at home, eschewing such electronic pleasures for extended bouts of auto-pirating.

by Papa Darkness August 7, 2006

Angry Pirate

This is a Caribbean method. First get your girlfriend to give you head, but before youre done, squirt her in her eye with- you know- causing her to lose vision... then when she stands up, kick her in her shin. Watch her hold her eye and hop on 1 leg- AARGH!!!

She didn't like the parrot for her birthday after the angry pirate incident

by Sultan O'Saints April 23, 2005

Frosty-pirate

The act of semen being expelled from the penis, onto a persons eye when it is less than 32 degrees Fahrenheit. The semen freezes over the persons eye, like an eye patch. Then following the ejaculation, the person is kicked in the shin, to become a like a pirate with one eye and one leg.

"Yeah dude, I accidentally gave her a Frosty-pirate this morning, it was brutal."

by Herberton Van-Kreufinberg February 16, 2009

Fanny Pirate

One who raids, or pirates, another's booty.

Beast! is a fanny pirate.

by Btown666 April 26, 2006