Penis

what the hell, perv. on your computer looking up penis. get a life.

"you don't have a penis, you perv."

by fgejyrth April 11, 2010

Penis

Penis is a slang word for dick or the name Samuel.
Did you know that if your name is "Thomas" then you have a 8-10 inch long dick.

I have a penis.

by TheChair64 May 15, 2017

Penis

the male genital organ of higher vertebrates, carrying the duct for the transfer of sperm during sex.

That guy's penis was bigger than mount. Rushmore.

by Christina Hayes July 14, 2015

Penis

Penis
It is penis
Please just ask your parents what penis is
You should all know this
#penis #ED

Penis is a penis I guess. Seriously learn what a penis is

by 🦙Cherry*cat🦙 May 25, 2019

Penis

You know damn well what it is.

His penis got stuck in the urinal drain.

His penis erected when he saw Hitler's moustache.

by MyNameIsNotNecessaryForYou September 1, 2019

Penis

What kind of moron are you, looking up penis! get out before I turn of the internet! I said OUT

My penis grows big when I see a hot girl

by Reelikeactua1ree July 23, 2019

Penis

the small thing in your pants

You have no penis

by sexlord69 September 9, 2016