poop pack

What to use when you are hard at work in the sun and have recently taken a shit that has turned your ass into a mess. you take said poop pack which is actually folded up toilet paper and pack it into your buttcrack and then pull you pants up. When you do this the poop pack absorbs any excess anal leakage.

I was hard at work in the sun and had to stick a poop pack up my crack to clean the fromunda cheese out of my ass.

by poop packer March 2, 2010

rib pack

Someone who has obvious ribs on their body, without a six pack.

Bill:lets go swimming
Tim: no i dont want others to see my rib pack

by swankdiddleqwank July 31, 2005

keester pack

Prison or Customs smuggling term.

A small package of contraband inserted into the Anus or rectum to avoid detection. Usually drugs in a small balloon, condom or plastic bag.

The dude smuggled in 3 grams of tar in a keester pack.

by Kuerno May 23, 2008

Bink Pack

A bink pack is like a six pack, except smaller. Usually used in comparing a skinny man against a very meaty one. The bink pack is a toned, yet very small set of stomache muscles.

In the movie New Moon, Jacob had an awesome six pack, but when Edward took off his shirt, it was a bink pack.

by RiffRaff CR November 23, 2009

Sugar Pack

A 4 pack of beer, indicating that the purchaser is a light weight. "When two is not enough and six is too much there is the Sugar Pack"

HAHA... That skinny girl has a Sugar Pack she's gonna be wasted.

by ssr8d February 16, 2010

sicks pack

referes to the amount of weight lost whilst being sick, from not eating, vomiting, what have you.

"Damn, maybe I should get sick more often. I can start to see my sicks packs coming through."

by beardedboywonder March 18, 2010

guy pack

a group of guys of a particular commodity joined together by a shared interest or person, usually found in the same place at the same time

Example: “I’ll be back with a guy pack!” or the ever popular “O, I know her. She’s always with that guy pack of hers.”

by anfought August 3, 2010