Clock-Blocked

When you are perfectly aware that something is hindering your direct vision of a clock in your house, such as dirty dishes blocking a stove clock, or leftover time on a Microwave oven from an unfinished cooking session. Something that you could easily clear and view the time, but you are too lazy to do so.

Friend: Dude, what time is it?"
Me: "I don't know, there's still ten seconds on the microwave from when I cooked popcorn, If you want to know, go clear it.."
Friend: "Your house Clock-Blocked me just now...

by Reverend Joseph August 4, 2012

clock my tea

To bring sum to everyone’s attention or talk about drama

Léa is trynna clock my tea

by Fiiii May 14, 2024

warble-clock

n. v. (war'ble clock) (wôr'b'l klŏk)
innate sense of chaos

He just got slammed. Not finding his warble-clock, that fool will fall into the cluster-fuck.

guy1: Warble-Clock?
guy2: If her ear were a duck I would Quackit.

by pseodowarble November 19, 2011

clock pimpin

Chilling at work Making easy money Sitting on your Ass getting paid$$$ for doing Nothing

Pimping your Job and Not getting Pimped

Aye Mane I been at work allday Clock pimpin I gotta get them New Jordans

by Straight Gangsta '86 November 25, 2019

Clock of shots

12 shots, usually taken in a short period of time. Can also pertain to gunplay, but usually associated with liquor

I can drink a clock of shots, and not even get a buzz. But give me two beers, and I'm done.

by Zigbigidorlu January 22, 2013

rearrange your clock

When my Grandma Sharon kicks your ass.

If you don't knock that shit off I'm going to rearrange your clock.

by Watson00 March 8, 2016

clock thong

a thong for a clock.

person 1: "my clock looks a little boring"
person 2: "ill get you a clock thong!"

by WOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWO January 20, 2023