Some neurosurgeon posted a definition for masturbate with a bunch of synonyms and decided it would be a good idea to make them all one big link, which is how you got here to this page. Here's to that genius.
I hope that person catches AIDS from masturbating.



SYNONYMS: chokin' the chicken, spanking the monkey, flogging the dolphin, beating off, jackin' off, buffing the banana, wanking off, playing with yourself, tootin' your horn, fighting the purple helmet warrior, rubbing the one-eyed snake, commiting spermicide, taking your turn at the self-serve station, fishing with your zipper trout, beating the shit out of your midget friend, makin' mayo, polishing the family jewels, test-firing the old meat missle, wrapping the hand around the penis and moving it in a thrusting movement.
by Catamount July 11, 2008
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rub hog

A rub hog is someone who always wants to be rubbed (e.g. back or neck rub) in a non-sexual way. The rub hog generally only receives the massaging but does not offer reciprocation. This rub hog then turns into a rub log, going into a sleepy, near-comatose state.
Why don’t you just hire a masseuse, you f***ing rub hog?!
by What’supDoc November 16, 2023
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burning rubs

John: How did yesterday go with Kate?

Billy: Man I was burning rubs all day.

John: Sweet man.

Billy: Ya
by Beeje December 06, 2006
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Fact Rubbing

Unnecessarily rubbing unnecessary facts into other people's faces, It can get extremely annoying during a debate that is only focused on one thing and the person brings up random facts.
Person 1: therefore, godzilla's atomic fire can't burn scp-682
Person 2: It's atomic breath, Not fire, It doesn't burn, only vaporizes, Also godzilla still wins lel
Person 1: Are you serious fact rubbing right now?
by MemeyMemer69 February 13, 2022
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Rub a nug

opening the knuckles of your index and middle finger into a vee shape and grasping another persons nose.
Keep giving me that Bert ass look and ill rub a nug that nose right off.
by Rub a nugger May 08, 2012
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When you girl gets some friends and decides to start a gang bang and you get super horny.
I love when there's pussys rubbing on my face. Unnnnhhh!!!!!
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Dumpster Rubbing Her Slot

Describes the female act of manual, clitoral stimulation, presumably to climax. Usually conducted unaided but can be enjoyed with the assistance of a trusted partner.
Check out this video of a hot chick "dumpster rubbing her slot all alone"!!!
by ZaphodBeeblebrøx September 18, 2022
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