mushroom runner

A type of runner that only appears when there are perfect weather conditions, like mushrooms after a rain
Where were all these mushroom runners yesterday when it was 5 degrees colder?
by winniesleftclit May 07, 2022
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mushroom bunker

cutting off you or your male companions bellend above the shaft of the penis and hollowing out the area beneath to create a small pocket of storage. Further furniture or decorations can be added both inside and outside of the bunker, and magnets or a nail hinger system can be added to create better security. You can store whatever you like in the mushroom bunker. Having a mushroom bunker is a sign of high respect, due to the fact that you need a big penis to have a good mushroom bunker.
"Hey james, I want a mint"
"Sure thing friend let me grab a wondrous eclipse mint from the north-east sector of my Mushroom Bunker"

"I have a small quantity of polish miniature men living in my Mushroom Bunker
by james michael jerkoff August 07, 2020
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Very Mushroom Disease

A disease that causes you to hate fries, hate video games mods, and start doxing people over Minecraft servers. It can not be cured.
Person 1: What do you think about fries?
Person 2: FUCK FRIES
Person 1: oh no you have Very Mushroom Disease don't you?
by InfinityPower January 13, 2024
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Poison Mushroom

A girl named michelle who looks like a Poison Mushroom
When Michelle puts on Shawna's striped hat, Michelle turns into a poison mushroom
by Anonymousjusgn October 19, 2010
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Bukkake mushroom

Bukkake mushroom is when you and your friends ejaculate on a magic mushroom and then consume it.
'Mom! Me and my mates are going out to have some bukkake mushrooms, are you coming?'
by schmucklover June 29, 2024
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Space Mushroom

A Mushroom in space that gets you ULTRA HIGH!!!!
oohhhh space mushrooms :D
by god is a bidoof July 27, 2016
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Manky Mushroom

A word made famous by a Scottish online predator hunter which refers to a strange looking penis that's been sent to an underage person who didn't request it.
by Predhunter May 27, 2025
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