shiitake mushrooms 

Just a hidden way of saying shit

*bangs knee* *yells* shiitake mushrooms

shiitake mushrooms by AlphaBravo777 June 30, 2022

Portobello mushrooms 

Ooooohh. There is a chemical in them that may or may not cause cancer or cause tumors to grow.

Hym "It's not just portobello mushrooms either. It's other kinds... Remember the thing I said about Terrence McKenna? 👋😝👋 Right again! Captain always right! I've never been wrong! It's astounding! How could a man never be wrong? Even once!? Damn, I am too good. This skull jelly? These thinky thoughts? It's too much. It can't be contained."

Portobello mushrooms by Hym Iam April 9, 2023

floating mushrooms 

A jellyfish

Italian guy: look there, there are some floating mushrooms!
American girl: that’s just a jellyfish.

floating mushrooms by Fep October 14, 2023

shitocki mushrooms 

the longer version of shit

shitocki mushrooms i left my bag in school.

shitocki mushrooms by 1234567890-=asdfghjkl;;;'zxcvb October 30, 2023

Gandalf Mushrooms 

An extraordinarily wrinkly mushroom found in the lands of North America. This mushroom resembles the lower chin of an extremely old man, and is said to have the wisest powers of them all but fends off its opponent by its unattractive, war-torn, wrinkly chin and mouldy cap. This lad has seen it all. It will only appear when the picker is specifically supposed to be doing something and accidentally comes across it.

I was supposed to be beating rose and blackberry brambles but got distracted by these huge Gandalf Mushrooms

Gandalf Mushrooms by Oobagogo November 4, 2023

Minge mushrooms 

A fungal infection on a woman’s vagina

In all of this hot weather Kylie ended up with a big crop of minge mushrooms

Minge mushrooms by Moistcurtains81 June 25, 2024

I like mushrooms 

It means you are gay.

Hey, i like mushrooms
Ah so ur 💅
What

I like mushrooms by Gay gay gay gay gay July 5, 2022