Wrestling the Midget

slang for male masterbation (jerking off, beating the bishop, roughing up the suspect, shaking hands with the governor, etc.)

Man 1: Hey, did you bang that girl you went out with last night?

Man 2: Oh yeah.

Man 1: What happened?

Man 2: After dinner, we went back to my place. After a few drinks, I figured she was good to go. So I whipped my dick out and started wrestling the midget right in fromt of her.

Man 1: What did she do?

Man 2: She got turned on, started flicking her bean and the rest is history.

Man 1: (Nodding with approval) Nice...

by dcf68 June 26, 2006

midgetous

exceptional, very, incredible, ridiculous, awesome, extreme

1)wow, dude! that building is midgetously huge!

by cannibalism is good :) October 11, 2003

Midgettits

Someone who is very short, fat, and with big breasticles

Dude, look at that Midgettits over there. ~Dar

by Damadar July 17, 2006

Midget

A small,subspecies of humans. Well known for being short
They often get called other things as well, such as little people, ompa lompa or isabell

Omg you are such a midget right now

by cotchroacker1984 May 12, 2014

mudget

A midget addicted to sex with nothing on it's mind but when they could be in the next upcoming porno called "midgets like it dirty and in the ass part 2"

"Those dirty ass midgets in the porno videos in your local adult shops that like to take it in the ass"

by K DAWG December 29, 2004

midgetry

To be small, petty, envious or jealous. To act like a child.

I accuse you of practicing midgetry!

by wkb October 5, 2007

midge

Mother of the Fridge, as
Mother, Fridge
Midge

Already done

by Anonymous March 13, 2003