moening 

moening- pronounced munning NOT MOANING now get it FUCKING right you assholes

that moening bitch is soo cool

moening by moening October 9, 2008

Morning Sickness

When the office concubine trots into work in her beloved club attire, probably from the night before, and it instantaneously induces feelings of nausea.

Lauren is giving me the morning sickness with that tube dress, five inch knock off heels and bad weave.

Morning Sickness by chickendigits June 6, 2013

morning ass 

what you get the day after a hard night of drinking

I had some nasty morning ass today after drinking too many microbrews last night.

morning ass by Wind Rain and Lava January 12, 2009

morning breakfast 

A hot steamy pan of dookie pie, usually served in bed, restrained.

"Good morning honey, what's for break-oh the hell's that smell?"
"Hold on honey! *brrrp* Umph! *frapapapapapa* Ahhh. Here you go sweetie, morning breakfast"
"Oh what the Bolshevik!"

morning breakfast by Suijen September 26, 2005

morning wood 

a thing that i get when i wake up then, after wiping the sand crusties out of my eyes i chop my morning wood if you know what i mean

man my morning wood was so big i choped that wood till i photosynthisied all over my bed

morning wood by volcomeskater555 September 8, 2009

morning glory

After awaking with a massive erection, masturbate until near ejaculation. Then gently wake up your girlfriend, wife, or transient hooker and commence ejaculation in their barely open eyes.

Wife: Did you just..? Oh my God its everywhere, my eyes are burning! You asshole!

Husband: Behold the beauty of morning glory!

morning glory by luc richard mbah amoute April 13, 2009

morning star 

1. One of the many titles that was given to the Virgin Mary, Mother of God.

2. A weapon resembling the combination of a flail and a mace.

3. A song by the band AFI which gets lots of attention by fans.

*...Morning Star...*

morning star by nikkan_hanil July 12, 2004