blasted to the moon

The state of being cross-faded: really high and drunk at the same time. So drunk and high that you were set on a lunar trajectory...

Yo! How dem beers treatin your stoned ass?

I've been blasted to the moon, man...!

by D.J. Cotton Baugh December 27, 2010

billy moon

When you bend so far over to moon someone that you show your balls

I just got billy mooned.

by Max33 March 29, 2015

moon shoes

A sexual act usually with a man ramming his foot up another man's ass

"YOOO I GAVE THAT NIGGA HEAD AND MOON SHOES"

by nibbas whoms'ed'iv February 21, 2017

moon cryer

Someone who is sad and thinks of the moon as a symbol to how they feel inside or just feeling rlly sad

Person #1: I’m such a moon cryer I was so badly rejected

Person#2: I feel bad

by Teardrops💧 October 12, 2017

Moon Pie

When a someone ejaculates in someones anus.

Cream pies are old school, give me a moon pie.

by Loohoo23 February 5, 2021

Moon Luge

Similar to "Snail Trailing", except done with your ass crack, preferably sweaty. Bare ass cracked starting from the bridge of the nose down to the tip, place ass crack and slide!

Not only was I Teabagged, they threw in a Moon Luge for good measure!

by AbsolutelyTheUndeniableTruth November 2, 2012

Eggy Moon

A phrase used to describe a odd or weird situation

Person 1: HEY! A cow just walked down the street!
Person 2: OOH YEA! Woow, eggy moon

by J.Longton February 21, 2009