Mercedes

She is a amazing girl. She always thinks about others. She doesn’t try to help herself but help others and that’s the best part of her. She is a wonderful girlfriend because she cares for her boyfriend and loves him a lot. She will do anything for him.

Person 1: have you seen Mercedes

Person 2: hell ya I did, she is texting her boyfriend again

by Timmy TURNING June 3, 2021

Check the merchandise

To have sexual intercourse.

Come on girl. Quit playing and let me check the merchandise.

by DiABLO_32 August 30, 2012

meercat

origin: Karl's Mum
also known as Tim-Own
an affinity for Other Persons Mothers (A.K.A. OPM)
Enjoys recreational activities such as rectum tunneling avec un thimble
and consuming Preserved Echinoderms (Crystalised Starfish)

Common greeting: Yo James, Mudder Fukker!
Team Broom feat. James includes the legendary Meercat known only in the tightest circles as Timown

by broom February 8, 2005

Mercedes

An ugly, bitchy girl who starts rumors and ruins everyones lives. she's a compulsive lying whore who will do anything to get ahead. She's an awful friend and will stab you in the back any chance she gets don't believe anything she tells you. She probably has a shit load of STD's and nobody really likes her, she amazingly has a million friends though. She's also a fat stupid cheater, dont go near her.

girls: Mercedes is so awful, I'm glad I'm not friends with her.
every boy who has a brain: ew, whata whore, I'd never date that ugly slut.

by coocooAl August 6, 2011

Mercedes

Mercedes is a beautiful name for a girl who is mercyful and kind. Fitting for her since thats what her name means. Mercedes is probably the strongest and most passionate person who fights for what is write. Because of these qualities she probably has a secret admirer either unbeknownst to her or not but she did know who liked her and she felt the same she could find a way with faith in God that they will be together.

Mercedes can count on her secret admirer to always be there for her if he is given a chance.

by bEcAuSe BeCaUsE i LoVe U❤ October 31, 2019

Stella Mercadugly

Stella is usually very chubby and short. She is very shy to the public but once you get to know her, shes a dick. Overall if you meet a Stella Mercadugly, shes ok and decent.

Yoooo she pulled a Stella Mercadugly

by andre grreeeen December 12, 2019

Hokey Cokey Merchant

The HCM is an 'associate' member of Alcoholics Anonymous who seems for whatever reason, unable to stay sober for more than a few days/weeks/months.The HCM will mostly blame their failure on the weather/football results/lack of sex/willpower/backbone.
They are generally to be found around Reading AA meetings looking pasty/yellow/sorry for themselves.

"Knees bend arms stretch ra ra ra"

by Charles October 14, 2004