To be stuck in a tight space, especially when driving a vehicle on a narrow passage or street. The phrase is a play on the word "mired," and refers to a scene from "Austin Powers," in which the title character, portrayed by Mike Myers, is driving a golf cart down the narrow corridor of an industrial building and becomes impossibly jammed in a sideways manner. More specifically, to be "mike myered" is to attempt a three-point turn in a vehicle, only to find that the space is too narrow and requires a turn of four, five, six or more points.
As we were leaving the graduation party, I took a wrong turn, but when I tried to pull a quick U-turn I got mike myered between all the cars parked on the street.
by terriblefish June 01, 2006
(adj.)someone who is in such an extreme state of laziness that they bore corpses. grass watches them grow. for them, time moves in that lame ass stop motion matrix style combat sequence vision except backwards.
person on an iron lung:
"......."
person to person on iron lung:
"man, stop being so mike welfare and use your own dumbass diaphragm to breath."
"......."
person to person on iron lung:
"man, stop being so mike welfare and use your own dumbass diaphragm to breath."
by steve quix January 02, 2008
A generous giving man who loves giving footlongs to suburban women. Loves sandwiches, OutKast and giant pickles. He brings the sandwiches to tennis and neighborhood gatherings.
by M. Lemont November 07, 2020
(1) Hey, Bubba, leave Mike Hunt alone! I don't mess with your bitches!
(2) TOM CRUISE (as Ethan Hunt): Where's Mike Hunt? He's my brother! If you don't tell me where he is, I'll blow your fucking head off!
(Confused foreigners argue about what Ethan is saying)
(2) TOM CRUISE (as Ethan Hunt): Where's Mike Hunt? He's my brother! If you don't tell me where he is, I'll blow your fucking head off!
(Confused foreigners argue about what Ethan is saying)
by Peter Crammer May 04, 2006
a type of girl who just walks in to the home, goes straight to the bedroom and fucks for hours then leaves.
by JayRyder April 17, 2005
Legendary baseball coach of the Florida State University Seminoles. Martin it one of the all time winningest coaches in NCAA history and has appeared in 29 straight postseason tournaments. Additionally, he has appeared in 12 (TWELVE) College World Series.
With all of those accomplishment, Martin has FAILED to win a single national championship. His teams' consistent inability to win a national title has become huge black mark on Martin's otherwise impressive coaching record. However, to do his inability to manage in the big game, many have begun using his name as a slang term for "choking in the big game," or refer to a great athlete/coach who has never won a championship.
With all of those accomplishment, Martin has FAILED to win a single national championship. His teams' consistent inability to win a national title has become huge black mark on Martin's otherwise impressive coaching record. However, to do his inability to manage in the big game, many have begun using his name as a slang term for "choking in the big game," or refer to a great athlete/coach who has never won a championship.
Bobby Cox has pulled many "Mike Martin" when his Braves teams always lose in the playoff.
Even though the 'Moles won 6 games in 2010, they still pulled a "Mike Martin" in the InYourFace.com bowl.
Even though the 'Moles won 6 games in 2010, they still pulled a "Mike Martin" in the InYourFace.com bowl.
by Navagator's Urban Legend February 10, 2010
A Mike Island is formed when a person takes a shit and the feces breaches the water line, thus creating an island.
by mdagan March 02, 2010