mcdonalds

A word that appears on CV's under the heading 'Previous Employment (Temporary)' of many graduate students in the UK

Interviewer: Apart from mcdonalds, could you give me any further examples of your work experience?
....excluding school.....
Interviewee: Um....
Interviewer: Thought not.

by sbridgwater April 15, 2006

McDonalds

A really shit fast food resturant that forgets your chips when you drive through...

*McDonalds server hands over bag of food*
McDonalds server - enjoy your meal!

customer - thanks

*drives home*

customer - hey, WHERE THE FUCK ARE MY CHIPS??
(based on a true story)

by ashimattack February 9, 2008

Mcdonalds Syndrome

The disease of constantly spilling soday, on the ground your self, other people or just in general.

Kris -spills coke-
Sierra: WTF
Kris: Geeze sorry I have Mcdonalds Syndrome.

by sierrasurvey July 27, 2008

McDonalds

1. A place where you get cheap assed food.

2. Main source of food for people on welfare

Hey you get what you pay for!

And I wish it was wednesday so i can get a Hamburger for 25 cents at Mcdonalds- Tai Mai Shu

by Chink assed Nigger July 15, 2003

McDonalds

Slurry Burger

What the fuck is this shit -

by Steve July 18, 2003

McDonalds

the secret invasion of the USA all over the world....one day our food will make them into Americans Everywhere MWAHAHAHAHA! or we could just have them all self destruct no one in the countries would be left and we'll be the rulers of the world!

The Mcdonlads arches are more worldly recognized than Jesus Christ

by coca October 20, 2003

McDoogle

A McDoogle is of the lesbian breed. However unlike the lipstick lesbo they are bull dike in nature. Most commonly middle aged they prefer to pretend that they are men with vaginas. Interests include muff diving, carpet munching and scissor kissing. They can usually be identified by their mullet hair styles and excessive applications of sports bras. McDoogles tend to pair with other McDoogles and tend to rely on strap-ons. Majorities of McDoogles genuinely think they are capable of challenging men to physical activities, but they are always reminded that they are insufficient due to their lack of balls and weiner. McDoogles can be found in every type of environment, but mostly migrate towards softball fields and humane societies. The largest problem amongst McDoogles is their inability to decide who the man is in the relationship, rarely do they realize that neither are... silly McDoogles.

Hey see that couple in the corner?
Yeah, what about em.
Are those two dudes?
Oh no, they think they are, but those are just a couple of McDoogles.
I bet they piss standing up.
They definitely try.

by Dr. McDoogle March 9, 2011