Jock Martin

Jock Martin is a fictional astronaut in the book "Ogen van tijgers" by Tonke Dragt.

Jock Martin ziet overal ogen – ook de onzichtbare van machthebbers die hem bespieden.

by Jock M. August 5, 2009

Slippery Martin

Its when a girl looks at a cock and is repulsed.

"Man I had a slippery martin last night, now I know for sure I'm a lesbo."

by Dirty D The Baffeler King November 28, 2009

Backstreet Martin

Shitting into anothers asshole

Brandon and Kevin just got done with a quick backstreet martin

by Jungle Jim44 July 7, 2010

Peeping Martin

A person, usually a man that looks at thin womens hips

Did you see that peeping martin over there he was looking at that girls hips

by eclip March 4, 2008

creamy martin

When semen is used as lubricant.

Who needs lube when you can just do a creamy martin?

Derek likes to do creamy martins on Sue.

by hobojosh December 29, 2007

tad-martin

A unit of measurement meaning a short time or distance

I'll be ready in a tad-martin

by Loch Nessa April 9, 2009

Martin Steezefactor

The biggest fag in the uniiverse. A poor being who wants dick. A poor excuse for a being. A penis lover, man lover.

Hey, do you know "Martin Steezefactor"? You mean that guy who loves to suck dick? Yeah that faggot. He can go to hell!

by Martin Steezefactor October 12, 2008