Tittie Monster 

A person truly obsessed with large and well shapen female breasts. Someone who believes all women should have big jugs.

Bob was a tittie monster, all he looks at and talks about are huge female titties. Can you blame him?

Tittie Monster by Ryan March 31, 2005

Cock Mess Monster 

Refers to the near-blind, slightly wild appearance of a German arthouse actress after receiving a double-barrelled blast of sex-wee...

"Max und Helmut haff unloaded zer helmets on Inge's eyelids - now she looks like der fuckink Cock Mess Monster, Ja!"

Cock Mess Monster by Mr Marky November 30, 2007

Funk monster 

People or things that are not fresh.

Damn what's that smell?!! Looks like the funk monster don' cast a spell.

Funk monster by Ree and Chena April 23, 2003

super monster 

A 6 legged mystical creature which can only be made in the dirtiest grimiest places off earth. It is a combination of 2 peoples bodies, one person has the other on his shoulders and uses his hands and feet to move while the other only uses his hands to choose a direction.

"Wow i just saw a 26 fingered super monster at FDR Park!"

super monster by Frank Anthony Davis May 6, 2007

beej monster 

A lady who loves to give blow jobs to anybody and everybody

We need to find us a beej monster to suck off the whole crew.

beej monster by krazy jr July 30, 2007

foil monster 

(A) A person that lives in a trailer park and the basis of their day is the production and use of methamphetamine.
(B) A fiend that is complete bitchy, or a monster when they cannot have their fix.

(A) Lets go to the trailer park and get a teener from that foil monster.
(B)Krystena is being such a foil monster today!

foil monster by SarahElizabethSarahElizabeth January 6, 2008

mii monster 

An awful Mii Character created for use on the Nintendo Wii Video Game System.

This character does not look at all like you, but your family and friends swear it is an exact likeness of yourself. No matter how many times you say, "that doesn't look like me", your family and friends say, "oh yes it does".

On Nintendo, my "Mii Character" is Horrible it looks more like a mii monster, I hate it but my wife says it looks just like me.

mii monster by BetterFasterSmarterTaller June 23, 2008