the 'M' - curse

the curse of only being attracted to girls whose name start with the letter 'M'

Jakub: "What are the girls' names that you last interacted with in non-platonic ways?"
C: "M***a, M******e, M****a, M****n, oh...shit, I've got the 'M' - curse"

by anonymous December 23, 2022

Fem&m's

Female M&M's, or the far superior crossover to what very well should've replaced HERshey's for women's history month.

"Why did they have to name it HERshey's??? Why didn't they do a collab with eminim to get the perfect theme?? Fem&m's???"

by axtherr_! July 1, 2023

Alexandra M

Have you ever heard a song a couple of times and enjoyed it or whatever, but then you hear it again and you think "damn that's the best song I've ever heard" like you already knew it existed but for some reason, it really hits you that one time, and you're like wow I wanna hear it again. So you play it again and you think you're only gonna play it once more but then you play it again and again and again. You fall in love with the beat, you fall in love with the rhythm, you fall in love with the lyrics and everything about it. You just can't get enough of it. It's constantly in your head and all you want is that song. I think that's what is like to fall in love with someone. You know about that person for a while but one day something about them catches you off-guard. Then you start talking to them which is like hitting the play button, and you wanna keep talking to them so you do, which is like putting it on repeat. Then you fall in love with their smile. You fall in love with their eyes. You fall in love with their personality. You fall in love with their smile. You fall in love with everything about them. You can't get enough of them. They're constantly in your head. That's when you realize that you've met Alexandra, especially if her last name starts with "M"

Man, Alexandra M is really the kind of person I want to be with until the end of my days

by odts1 November 21, 2021

Hilary M

In 1958, journalist Andrew Genzoli of the Humboldt Times highlighted a fun, if dubious, letter from a reader about loggers in northern California who’d discovered mysteriously large footprints. “Maybe we have a relative of the Abominable Snowman of the Himalayas, Later, Genzoli said that he’d simply thought the mysterious footprints “made a good Sunday morning story.” But to his surprise, it really fascinated readers. In response, Genzoli and fellow Humboldt Times journalist Betty Allen published follow-up articles about the footprints, reporting the name loggers had given to the so-called creature who left the tracks—“Big Foot.” And so a legend was born.

You’d need Hilary M to fill those shoes

by I can count to 123456789112579 December 4, 2021

M-possters

The fake M&Ms you find in cheap trail mix.

Sure, they're red, blue, yellow and brown, but this trail mix is full of M-Possters. No more Dollar Tree trail mix for me!

by Cuttters79 February 3, 2020

M-Bag

a girl who acts and seems like a jbag but isn’t really

“uno keisha’s moving mad”
“nah not really she’s an m-bag”

by m6969 jr February 5, 2020

Drew M.

A red haired man who is into small girls usually under 5 foot. He prides himself in his crappy new york accent. Usually a twink and is whipped by his girlfriend.

"Did you heard Drew M. started dating that short girl" Yea I heard he couldnt hang out because he gets whipped"

by jsk8r69 March 28, 2020