fart knocker

Someone told me it was someone who farts so hard that they knock things over. I don't think any of us really know what it means.

(both kevin and John don't know what a fart knocker is)
Kevin: You're a fart knocker
John: What's a fart knocker?
Kevin: You don't know what a fart knocker is?!
John:...oh...yeah, of course I know what a fart knocker is.

by moooose February 22, 2007

kicker

a free amount of drugs given as a favor or as repayment for free drugs received previously. Related to the term "kickback".

Hey, i know you ran out last night, here is a kicker.

by Robert Pe October 13, 2007

puff-knocker

1.some one who shags puffs
2.some one who beats up puffs

"you puff-knocker"

by jim November 24, 2003

door knocker

A cob of dried corn used by pranksters on "Mischief Night" to toss at people's doors......notable for the loud BLANG!! or KABAAM!! it makes when hitting a door.......

That was one righteous door knocker dude!

Old lady Henson was awakened by the loud BANG of half a dozen door knockers on October 30th.

by binydeamon October 29, 2009

blast shit knickers

the act of releasing small amounts of shit during the farting process

Johny, i was doing your laundry and i there was a brown stain on your pants... did you blast shit knickers again?

by SOdeadAFTERschool September 2, 2010

knackerized

to get a good kicking or telling off from ones parents as a child.

eg "oh no im nearly 3 hours late i should of been in at 9 im gonna get knackerized"

by juzzz January 11, 2008

knackers

Your balls

That really twists my knackers, bro

by Spectra_ January 18, 2017