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jump off

a dick sucking hoe is a jump off.
Clinton W. and Samuel R. are perfect examples of a jump off.
by Joe Borts December 28, 2005
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jumping for joy

Jumping up in down while have sex with someone. Usualy used by people with ADD
I love jumping for joy. It feels so good. Today im gonna jump for joy with Sam.
by mj July 7, 2004
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Jump on the Devil

If you have an angel on one shoulder, and the devil on the other, you do what the devil says.
from 99 problems "jump on the devil, put the pedal to the floor"
by The Rev April 21, 2004
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shonen jump

A comic book company from japan which WAS real good. Until One Piece was released.

After that, they started releasing Mainstream crap like Naruto (series who pretend to talk about ninjas, but actually talk about scouts), Bleach (an average samurai shodown ripoff), and the overrated Death note.
The best shonen jump series was Yuyu Hakusho.

Naruto and Bleach are the worst ones.
by Chris Falcon January 16, 2008
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jump the couch

"W. has jumped the couch."

"Not fallen off the couch, as he did when he choked on that pretzel."

"Jumped it." - Maureen Dowd, New York Times
"Then, as president, he jumped the couch by pedaling through the guns of August -the growing carnage and chaos in Iraq and Afghanistan." - Maureen Dowd, New York Times
by Troseph September 19, 2005
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jump the couch

It's also a phrase used in the fraternity world when an active member puts his own status on the line for a rushee. He tells the house that he is "jumping the couch" for a rushee, and that the next vote to allow the rushee into the house is a simultaneous vote to keep the active in the house. Direct opposite of blackball.
After several unsuccessful votes to get his friend into his fraternity, John "jumped the couch" for Sam, but the fraternity still voted Sam down, so John had to leave the fraternity forever in disgrace.
by ThomasJay September 18, 2005
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Jumping Trumpet

Where your kid or little brother/sister jumps on you to wake you up in the morning and you release gas.
"My son woke me and Frank up with a jumping trumpet...Ew those beans hit Frank hard last night"
by Rj the god January 16, 2008
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