jump off

a dick sucking hoe is a jump off.

Clinton W. and Samuel R. are perfect examples of a jump off.

by Joe Borts December 28, 2005

jumping for joy

Jumping up in down while have sex with someone. Usualy used by people with ADD

I love jumping for joy. It feels so good. Today im gonna jump for joy with Sam.

by mj July 7, 2004

Jump on the Devil

If you have an angel on one shoulder, and the devil on the other, you do what the devil says.

from 99 problems "jump on the devil, put the pedal to the floor"

by The Rev April 21, 2004

shonen jump

A comic book company from japan which WAS real good. Until One Piece was released.

After that, they started releasing Mainstream crap like Naruto (series who pretend to talk about ninjas, but actually talk about scouts), Bleach (an average samurai shodown ripoff), and the overrated Death note.

The best shonen jump series was Yuyu Hakusho.

Naruto and Bleach are the worst ones.

by Chris Falcon January 16, 2008

jump the couch

"W. has jumped the couch."

"Not fallen off the couch, as he did when he choked on that pretzel."

"Jumped it." - Maureen Dowd, New York Times

"Then, as president, he jumped the couch by pedaling through the guns of August -the growing carnage and chaos in Iraq and Afghanistan." - Maureen Dowd, New York Times

by Troseph September 19, 2005

jump the couch

It's also a phrase used in the fraternity world when an active member puts his own status on the line for a rushee. He tells the house that he is "jumping the couch" for a rushee, and that the next vote to allow the rushee into the house is a simultaneous vote to keep the active in the house. Direct opposite of blackball.

After several unsuccessful votes to get his friend into his fraternity, John "jumped the couch" for Sam, but the fraternity still voted Sam down, so John had to leave the fraternity forever in disgrace.

by ThomasJay September 18, 2005

joke jump

When you are about to tell a joke to an audience & someone pre-empts all or part of the joke & takes the credit for the laughter after the punch line

Mick: Did you hear the one about the incy wincy piano...
Andy: & the 12 inch pianist!
Crowd: hahahahahah
Andy: Thanks, funy joke hey!
Mick: Andy, your a joke jumper

by Down Town Steve Brown June 21, 2006