Jones 

A person with a a huge dick this is usually there last name

That jones boy will fuck the shit out of your man

Jones by Pissy jdkfjf May 4, 2019

Jonerys 

The hottest and powerful couple in the world

“Jonerys is incest, ew”
“Do you shipp Jonsa?”
“Yes! It’s cute”
“🤡”

Jonerys by Dracaryscrown April 11, 2020

Mike Jones 

Mike Jones was cool before he dropped Who Is Mike Jones? His old stuff is great and he actually flows, but he decided to go the easy route this time and shout his name and number.

Who?! Mike Jones! If you hate Mike Jones look up The Mixtape Messiah on Limewire and hear how bad Chamillionaire wrecks on him.

Mike Jones by Lt Panda July 31, 2005

Mike Jones 

A rapper obessed with saying his name.

Random person: Hey, nigger, what's your name?

Mike Jones: Mike Jones, Mike Jones, Mike Jones

Random person: Ok, please be quiet now.

Mike Jones: Mike Jones, Mike Jones, Mike Jones, Mike Jones

*White guy beats the shit out of Mike Jones*

Mike Jones by Johnny Johnothan August 6, 2006

mike jones 

The male prostitute who in late 2006 alleged the Evangelical leader, Rev. Ted Haggard, paid him for sex and methamphetamine over a three-year period.

Jones, who exposed the Haggard, is quoted as saying, "I felt I owed it to the gay community to expose the hypocrisy,".

Person One: Who was that one male prostitute that that one fag religious leader was fucking?

Person Two: Oh - I beleive that it was Mike Jones.

mike jones by M. James a.k.a. "pig" November 6, 2006

Alex Jones 

Alex Jones is welsh slang for an angry person who breaks objects belonging to others. Others describe this being as having an unusual or 'funny' looking face. The description is mainly used by welsh people but has also been adapted by a few english communities. It may also describe someone who is a combination of a lot of negative things such as being angry, funny looking and unhumourous.

Guy1: Wow that guy is horrible, plus he has a funny face
Guy2: haaa yeah typical example of an Alex Jones

Alex Jones by solongbabycakes June 1, 2010

Indiana Jones 

verb; the act of passing your body through a closing door, as opposed to holding it, leaving another individual with the horrible fate of having to take the effort to open it. As seen in Indiana Jones(except you'll look like a douche if you drop your hat or if you do it when your alone).

Smith: So are you going to start on that report?
Jones: Yeah, I need that promotion so it's got to be good.
Smith: Oh could you you get that?
Jones: HELL NAW MUTHAFUCKA!
(Initiates Indiana Jones)
Jones from opposite side of door: Indiana Jones'd BIOTCH!

Indiana Jones by BrosephTheIII July 28, 2010