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Jonathan

A person who would really appreciate if everyone stopped posting what their name means.
Oh wow look, Jonathan is really over our shit
by Correa123fuckoff November 24, 2021
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by anonymous November 24, 2021
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Jonathan Patrick Stephens

Don’t ever trust him, he is a big manipulator and uses girls for their bodies. He gets mad easily and makes everything about him self. He is always hooked on his exs and will never not bring them up. He also has a tendency to have seizures so watch out. Have fun dealing with him
Girl: I’m talking to this guy, Jonathan Patrick Stephens!
Other girl: ew no drop him right now, you don’t wanna be dating a lizard
by Loner4lif3 November 24, 2021
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Jonathan

A guy who wants you to stop by the lake.
Trevor: “I went to Memphis this weekend.”
Jonathan: “wtf. Why didn’t you stop by the lake?”
by Jonmeyer November 24, 2021
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Jonathan

The coolest nigga in da world, revived me in fortnite one time and we caught da dub💯💯
Jason: Jonathan, revive me!

Jonathan: gotchu bro

*gets the fortnite dub*
by smallboyballs June 25, 2023
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Jonathan Simms

The watchers special little boy

the protagonist of the magnus archives podcast who’s completely smitten with the lonely tea man and is currently experiencing the horrors
Martin: I think i’m in love with Jonathan Simms
Tim: Our boss? He’s got no ass but you go girlie
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Jonathan Appreciation Day

Definition:
A special holiday celebrated on June 3rd each year, dedicated to recognizing and appreciating all the Jonathans in the world for being the absolute best. On this day, friends, family, and colleagues take time to show extra love and gratitude to anyone named Jonathan for their kindness, humor, and all-around awesomeness.

Origin:
First celebrated by a group of friends who realized their buddy Jonathan was simply the best, this day quickly spread through social media and became a beloved annual event.
"Hey, don't forget it's Jonathan Appreciation Day! Make sure to send a shoutout to Jonathan for being the best!"
by ezpzlemonsquzy June 3, 2024
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