Jonathan

A kid who is a bit weird, he seems nice at first but he turns out to be super annoying and you want to nudge him off a bridge

“Do you know Jonathan”
“Yeah, that kid is mad annoying, let’s beat him up
“Sure”

by MidgetEinstein14 November 24, 2018

Jonathan

a waste of air. usually these quiet kids who do nothing by cry all day. has friends but i doubt any of them would care if he died. shitty music taste. failed abortion. gayass shit. overall hes something we all shouldnt care about.

Jonathan's such a loser. I bet no one would care if he was murdered in front of them

this is a joke definition

by nthnjk October 16, 2021

Jonathan Simms

The watchers special little boy

the protagonist of the magnus archives podcast who’s completely smitten with the lonely tea man and is currently experiencing the horrors

Martin: I think i’m in love with Jonathan Simms
Tim: Our boss? He’s got no ass but you go girlie

by hello jon apologies for the de June 2, 2024

Jonathan

Evil man. Will break your heart then suddenly ghost you forever

Jonathan is an asshole

by jordanrock2 November 22, 2021

Jonathan

Jonathan is a word to describe someone who is ripped and has massive muscles, it is also used to describe someone with a massive whale cock that attracts all the pussy in the area.

Wow he is a Jonathan he should cum back to my place 😍

by anonymous November 22, 2021

Jonathan billiam squidworth

The most dapper chad in the world. He stops at nothing to open a door for a lady. He is closely related to giga squidward.

Oh my Jonathan Billiam Squidworth just came into the ballroom. He already has two bitches on his shoulders.

by Megasour69 January 28, 2023

Jonathan

Weaker the a slug and can’t spend money correct and sucks att school should get a grade under

Jonathan sucks for real

by Lars du vet April 27, 2022