Jonathan

mr.stealyobitc🤣

jonathan has a big dick.

by ilikepussydaswet November 21, 2021

Jonathan

An absolute beast of a man. A "Fuck Master". Jonathan's are famous for their inability to have any interaction with a woman that does not end in a sexual favors.

Dude is that Trevor, I heard that he fucks a different girl for every day of the week. What a Jonathan.

by Thewhiteboy of the south October 04, 2020

Jonathan

Emotionally to involved in smite to understand that losing is a part of the game. Big fat fat bitch

Fuck I playe smite with a Jonathan I know I want to kill myself

by Fioana November 06, 2020

Jonathan

A horrible person. Jonathan will make you feel insane and manipulate you. Never date a Jonathan or you WILL be left emotionally traumatized

“That dude over there is cute”
“Dont even girl he’s a Jonathan”

by Breadbrush September 11, 2022

Jonathan

Jonathan is the name for someone being a brat/idiot. Don't be a Jonathan. A rip off of John.

Jonathan killed my friends cousin.

by FramedWharf1882 August 10, 2022

Jonathan

The boy you never knew you could fall so deeply in love with.

Person 1 "Jonathan? Why would you like him? "
Person 2 "I don't know. Just anything he does makes my heart flutter rapidly."

by Myself/ I /me November 23, 2021

Jonathan

Cunt

Jonathan is a cunt

by Bigbootybadongadon November 24, 2021