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Jonas

Jonas is a true bro. The exemplary guy who has your back. The epitome of a best friend.
Always supportive and an ally from the beginning.

Inspires you to insane loyalty, like setting up huge group fights, if you learn he has been wronged.
"I just came out to my best friend!"
"How did it go?"
"He was a true Jonas, nothing but supportive. Offered to be my wingman to get some dick!"
by Adrian Eskett January 15, 2023
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Nenos jona

Someone really scared to spend money on the luxuries in life and continuously settling for less. Some would say he’s tighter than a nuns arse!
Nenos jona- Wow look at that hotel, that’s amazing I would love to stay there

Friend- dont be such a nenos dude that place is a shithole
by The jonas May 12, 2020
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jonas hygen bjorvig

The most beautiful blonde blue eyed Norwegian man. His cock is giant, but un circumcised. He loves soccer and is super good. He has monkey feet and are wider than long. Jonas is big and strong very masculine and we love jonas.
I wish my penis was bigger: call jonas jonas hygen bjorvig he can be your substitue
by Green tea22 July 7, 2022
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Jonas

Jonas’s are very kind but they can be short. Also they are probably going to be one of the best friends that you could have. They will want to play a game with you as long as you stay in contact.
Jonas is one of my friends and he is all ways willing to play with me and my other friends.
by Yayayaya2957 November 7, 2022
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Jonas

Jonas

J-o-n-a-s

A boy who will show interest in you(romantic) but if you're not fast enough for him he will be ice cold. He will switch emotions in seconds.

Lovely-ice-lovely-ice

He will be mean to you and in the same time he will tell you how much he loves you and how sorry he is.
Don't fall for him he will poison you.

And he will tell you how much he wants to fuck you after 2 days.
Person : OH,look how handsome he is !
Person 2: yes it's Jonas

Jonas: he girl do you want a threesome? I like your pretty hair and eyes and boobs ;)
by Bellaskim April 20, 2023
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Joe Jonas

a man who can't break up with someone in person
A: "Did you hear that he broke up with his girlfriend on a 5 second phone call?"
B: "What a Joe Jonas."
by taylorswiftlover12131989 February 6, 2024
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Jolle J Junas Jonas Johansson

Patasit
Ay jolle the j is perfoming at backang?!?!
Yeah thats Jolle J Junas Jonas Johansson alright
by JolleJoh November 10, 2021
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