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Jesse Carson

The hottest boy you will ever lay your eyes on. It’s so hard to look away. He is caring and would do anything for you. He added me on snap but we only talked twice. He kinda ignores me in school😭.
Girl : Jesse will talk to you soon
Me : he’s soooo hot
Jesse Carson
by Frontierfalcon March 15, 2019
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Jess

A person (usually from the south of England) that thinks she is the queen of arguments when she never is.
Guy: nah weed is good
Girl: what is wrong with you? weed is fucking bad you scumbag
Guy: stop being a Jess
by Axtive_45 April 22, 2018
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jesse

ugh I saw Jesse today that whore
by fishyfishface6969 March 7, 2024
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Jesse James Donellan

A complete asshole but is amazing good in bed and has a huge slong.
Wow a Jesse James Donellan stole my girl in the nicest way.
by JesseTheBest June 5, 2018
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Jess Ozella

The most beautiful girl there is, was, or ever will be. She could lay claim to your heart and soul. But she won't have you.
She's phenomenal and sexy as fuck. Jess Ozella.
by Yeti-killer February 18, 2023
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Jess

A Jess is someone who Has a good side and a bad side. Her good side is that she will always be there for you no matter what and if you have a problem with school, home or friends she will be there ready to talk about it. She is the best friend you will ever have because she has a serious but also a non serious side. If you get her when she is in a fun mood she won’t stop for at least 2 hours after. Don’t give her sugar because she will go crazy.

A Jess is also extremely slow and is the last out the classroom every time. She plays 1-3 sports but out of those three sports one of them she does reps for.

Jess is sometimes a boys girl but only if she feels like it. Boys will come for her but she will only ever have one boy in her head. Eventually a Jess will get married and have at least 2 kids.
Friend 1 - Is that Jess still packing her stuff up 5 minutes after the bell rang?

Friend 2 - yep. She is so slow

Guy 1 - Wow there’s Jess.

Guy 2 - She’s so pretty but we can’t have her because she likes this one guy.

Guy 1 - Dang it
by definingdumbo3 June 20, 2019
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myspace jesse

Myspace Jesse is and was one of the hottest guys ever to be on myspace. He was extremely popular and almost every girl in the world wanted him. He is more popular than Justin Bieber. No one ever will be more popular or hotter than myspace Jesse. He defines God.
See that guy over there, he's a wanna be myspace jesse.
by jessemichaelnj January 23, 2012
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