jerk off addict

someone who jerks off all the time. usually because they cant "get" the person that they want to "help them out." so they settle with pleasuring themselves.

guy1: "dude, i was up all night again talkin dirty to that really sexy chick"

guy2: "man, to me it sounds like u are becoming a jerk off addict. getta life."

by de lynn June 29, 2008

jerk

1. Someone who just doesn't let up. He/She keeps going and going and just doesn't get the message to shut up, cause the "joke" isn't funny anymore.

2. Someone who has no "off switch" or can't tell a story without taking 3 days to tell, when in the end it goes nowhere.

Jason: (tells an endless story that goes nowhere)
Jeff/Glenn: You're a f*&%ing JERK, Jason, shut up, you make no sense.
Jason: (then proceeds to bash mothers and spouses)
Glenn: Shoot this JERK!!!

by Sal Nichols November 9, 2008

Dry Jerk

When you use Baby Powder to make your dick very dry, then you jack it with the said powder

I'm was out of lube today, so i had to Dry Jerk it

by Ryan Muttsky January 14, 2009

jerk-mate

A jerk-mate is a cum-buddy.

Matt is my favorite jerk-mate!

by USAF Cadet January 27, 2021

Carribean Jerk

The act of recieving of an HJ from a honolulu native while watching pirates of the carribean.

Man surfing was rough today, good thing chelsea was home to give me a warm, welcoming, carribean jerk.

by KILLAKUSH666 January 27, 2009

jerk

A word that is typically used by pussies, women, and Tom Cruise.

Tom Cruise talking to the guy who just squirted water in his face: You're...you're a jerk.

by Theory's Apprentice July 2, 2006

jerk

foolish person.

sammy is such a JERK all he does is make fun of people.

by loyality July 31, 2009