Dark Zoning

When someone has took so many L’s to the point where they are now willing to do anything to satisfy the simplest desire no matter how degrading or self-humiliating it is. People who dark-zone usually don’t realize that the things they are willing to do are abnormal. These people are similar to a simp but far worse in every aspect.

Guy 1: Josh has been having vigorous sex with his car because Stacy has rejected him 5 times in the span of two months.

Guy 2: Oh he’s totally dark zoning

by TheHuskySpam March 27, 2020

Bro-zoned

When a gay man has his advances refused by a bro, who was under the impression that the relationship was just a bromance.

"Omg I totally just got bro-zoned by Chad, he had no idea I wanted to hook up!"

by Treeboi April 20, 2020

Corona Zone

When practicing social distancing, the space needed between folks to avoid being infected with Coronavirus (covid-19).

Dude, step back you're invading my corona zone...a little more...more...okay, you're good now.

Also known as spray zone, spit zone or splatter zone

by Katydid...well, sometimes... March 18, 2020

granny-zoned

When your crush says he wants to be friends, but it turns out that he just wants to keep checking in once a week to ask how you are doing (mainly by text). Just like with his granny.

I though I have been friendzoned, but it is worse... I have been granny-zoned! He doesn't want to hang out, doesn't want to chat, just keeps sending me these "Hey, how are you?" texts every single week.

by Chequered-ear Rabbit May 22, 2020

Rugby Zone

Rugby Zone is a YouTube channel that promotes rugby. The videos have been viewed a total of 30,000,000 times.

Yo, Rugby Zone videos are mad

by Mason Detero June 2, 2020

The JP Zone

When you’re friends but openly admit to liking each other and are also very sexually involved but not in a romantic relationship.

Naive True Love Believer: So are you guys dating?

Realistic 21st century Gen Z girl: No we're in the JP Zone

by Dumbasswho August 6, 2020

Time-zoned

You use "Time-zoned" in scenarios where you and another individual are currently living in the same area, with the same timezone but still some how manage to wake up at compeltely different times and don't get to see each other.

•Alex (10 AM) : Hey billy, you ready to play?
•Billy (4 PM) : Bruh I just woke up, sorry.
•Alex (4:15 PM) : Man we got Time-zoned
•Billy (4:20 PM) : 😩

by Snooh November 1, 2020