Bong Wind

When one pushes down the top of a Gravity Bong back into it's watery source and air produced by this pressure is shot at you and contains the smell of many bowl packs.

"When Matt pushed down the top I got hit with a wave of Bong Wind!"

by Bwianator January 9, 2008

Chin Wind

The act of farting into ones face while getting a blow job.

Damn, I heard you hit that bitch with some chin wind!

by Poo Plog January 25, 2011

winds picking up

Strong urge to go to the pub is coming on

Geez the winds picking up, we’ll get blown to the pub in a minute

by PezLad70 March 16, 2023

wind grinder

the wind grinder is usually performed at male sleepovers when the first person falls asleep the others prop him up and arch him then they go get a vacuum and stick it up his ass as one male sticks it up the sleep males ass another reaches down his throat and grabs the long end of the vacuum the pulls it through his mouth then the males that are awake must perform a soggy waffle to see who gets their meat wind grinded. THE WIND GRINDER WILL RESULT IN DEATH

bro after steven fell asleep at the sleep over me and johnathan pulled a wind grinder on him

by pyro.eats.ass December 6, 2021

Golden wind team

A group of close friends that care for eachother despite their differences

Oh how my heart yearns to be in the golden wind team

by Thejojobreadboy June 13, 2024

wind tax

the phrase (used in the UK) that refers to how much faster a joint finishes when it’s windy outside. this is because the stonger the wind is, the faster the smoke will be lost/blown out, so essentially the wind is “taxing” your smoke.

“Aw where’s half my zoot gone?! I know I haven’t smoked that much…”

“That’s wind tax for you.”

*tiny violin*

by 4four20twenty_ January 15, 2025

wind-wind

A situation in which two people are farting at the same time

^ *fart*
> *fart*
^ Hey, a wind-wind!
> Hey, a wind-wind!
^ You owe me a Coke
> *f-a-r-t*

by thurb May 23, 2021