Illinois

A state which has a lot of socio-economic inequality. If you live in the Northern Chicago Suburbs, congrats. You're probably a multi-millionaire living in a mansion. If you don't, you probably live in a shack in Chicago, not the nice Chicago. Lucky, your kids will go to Chicago Public Schools and never get nowhere in life. While, all the pharma execs' kids pay their ways into MIT. Don't worry, the governor legalized weed. At least all the conservatives have been chased away.

Illinois has high taxes, but can't seem to get shit done.

by Wigism June 11, 2020

Kim Jong Illin It

to go crazy in a fascist North Korean dictatorship style,

"Oh man, did you see Hang Chung at that party? When they messed up his order, he started Kim Jong Illin It at the bar."

by SkwareKneedles December 23, 2011

I'll cut you... I'LL CUTTA BITCH!

Used when upset with another person, with no intention whatsoever of using a knife to literally cut them. Started with a 20-somethings white girl with a bad attitude only when appropriate. Pair with a gangsta roll- this one is a classic.

Erika: "Angie, I don't think I'm going out tonight, I just don't feel that well, and last night was pretty rough."
Angie: "I'll cut you... I'LL CUTTA BITCH!

by *JuiCy TinKs* May 6, 2009

keep my mum out of this and I'll keep this out of ya mum

The only real comeback to ya mum that isn't whining about how infantile your insulter is. We can only assume what is meant by 'this'.

Scenario 1-boring, slightly civilised

Tony: What are you doing tonight?
Gordon: ya mum!
Tony: Now do we really have to resort to this childishness?
Gordon: Does ya mum have to resort to childishness?

Scenario 2- Childish, good

Tony: What are you doing tonight?
Gordon: ya mum!
Tony: keep my mum out of this and I'll keep this out of ya mum
Gordon: Yes, master.

by kung-fu jesus October 30, 2004

Darien, Illinois

A city in Illinois, in the subarbs of Chicago. The slogan of this town is, "A nice place to live". The slogan lies. There is absolutely nothing to do here, but there is a Taco Bell, a Dairy Queen, and DCP (Darien Community Park). Also, because this is such a boring town, a good portion of the teenagers here do drugs because they having nothing better to do with their time. So there's something. Chances are, if you are a teenager and you live in Darien, you go to Hinsdale South High School. South is a pretty good school, and was ranked 10th in the state. Hinsdale South also has two Astroturf fields, but no air conditioning. We suck at most of our sports, but we're pretty alright at Danceline and girl's badmintion. The weather here fucking sucks as well. Our winters are cold as shit, and the spring is apparently as well. The weather for this summer has been cool and rainy, makes sense. Clearly, this town sucks and i will move far away from here when I get older for sure. But hey, there's a ton of drugs.

Bob: So what's there to do here in darien, illinois?
Joe: Absolutely nothing.

by xhamsaucex June 29, 2011

Illyrian

The Illyrians are a group of people which inhabited the northwestern part of the Balkan Peninsula, from the 10th century bce onward before Slavs invaded the Balkan Peninsula, and dispersed Illyrians south of the land to the highlands of Kosovo and Albania, they are one of the oldest Indo-European people.
Albanian people are in large part descendants of the ancient Illyrians, who, like other Balkan peoples, were subdivided into tribes and clans.

Illyrians were not Slavs, they had their own individual language similar to the Albanian dialect.

Look an Albanian, he must be proud of his Illyrian heritage!

by SmartAferdite October 11, 2015

Texting Illusion

A reference to when somebody pulls out their cell phone in front of their friends and acts like he or she is texting to give the illusion that he or she is cool, popular, and important.

"Everyone thinks Jenny is so cool and popular because she is texting all the time. But its really just a texting illusion. She never texts anybody."

by Haywood Giblomi February 16, 2009