hipster

someone who is confused in all aspects of themselves: style, sexuality, clothing, dudes they fuck, how they dress, guys they kiss, where they shop, what gay clubs they go to.

an ongoing war exists between the hipsters and the metro sexuals to see who is the worst edition to the world....my boy max and dave laveo has waged war with both groups and theyll kill yall bitch asses since 6/27/04

by tjmaxxx w/ JOSexesurmomnightly, daveo laveo--male model March 25, 2005

hipster

fag.

guy 1: Look at those hipsters.
guy 2: Those aren't hipsters, they're fags.
guy 1: Same thing.

by ablx54 December 5, 2012

hipster

Callum Plews of Lili, tourdeprogress, and catamaran.

"callum you wrote a blog called 'your the kind of girl I like, cause your empty, and im empty'!? YOU ARE SUCH A HIPSTER!"

by pie is great December 29, 2007

Hipster

A retarded kid who was allowed to dress themselves for the first time.

That guy looks like he is a retarded kid who was allowed to dress himself for the first time. Hipster.

by NatsMcGee July 22, 2009

anti-hipster hipster

someone who goes against being a hipster, but inadvertently acts like a hipster.

"Did you bookmark that webstie?"
"No, that's so mainstream. I just remember them."
"Anti-hipster hipster"

by tenthirtyninepm October 16, 2012

hipster tan

much like a farmers tan, but is from either a long sleave or a wife beater. v-necks are also acceptable markings.
ex. either just hands or full arms will be tan. often with a v-neck.

"did you see charlesworths hipster tan?"
"yeah, he looks like he has dirty hands"

"man brandon your you ook like you stitched some one elses arms on you."
"yeah i got a bad hipster tan"

by jeffery lucille July 10, 2009

Hipster

Somebody like Reine Pavlik, Jake Crump, or Steven Mayer. Pretty much the exact opposite of Will.

Reine: I love Conor Oberst!
Any intelligent person: You're a hipster!

by Carul Saygun November 30, 2011