i hope you hit your ankle on a scooter

The worst type of pain. If someone tells you that they hope you hit your ankle on a scooter, they most likely want you to die. You are highly recommended to stay away from people who have ever said that to you, or anyone you know.

Arvin: I hope you hit your ankle on a scooter!
Mikael: *runs away, moves to another country*

by Neo1313 November 11, 2019

hope

To bring up a major topic with a lot of emotional stigma and then blow it off and not say any more once the opposite person(s) become invested in said topic; to imply that you know more, but hold back information like a bitch

Girl: So, I was with the guys and one of them totally thinks you're hot.
Girl 2: Really? WHO?
Girl: Don't freak out, it's no big deal. You wouldn't be interested anyways.
Girl 2: Wtf, why even bring it up if you're not going to tell me? You CANNOT hope me on this.
Girl: ~ doesn't text back ~

by awkwardteen August 18, 2013

hope..artz

hope..artz is a lovely person on tiktok (who i am mutual with) that is one of the best fruits in the fruit bowl <3

Someone: "Who is the most underrated person on tiktok?"
A different someone: "Well, that's hope..artz, of course!"

by mrworldwidesslimeyvulva <3 September 8, 2021

Beacon of Hope

Unless he's got a fat cock!

Hym "Then he's just more evidence I'm right! Just goes to show how far the fat cock will carry you. Create A.I. literally? Nothing! Have a fat cock? Fuck all the actresses!"

Destiny "Et's probably both nebulous and his personality bro! Becuase everything is nebulous and internal locus of control bro!"

Hym "You... You get the fuck out of here... I have something for your 'internal locus of control Peterson sphere bullshit..... Ok.. So, your 'beacon of hope' is likely nothing more than a fat-cocked poll-vault. This idiot using his fat-cock to launch himself to greater and greater heights."

by Hym Iam May 19, 2024

Hope

She’s a fatty so

“woah see that girl hope she is really fucking fat”

by My names Hope July 4, 2023

Hope

When the sun runs out of light, the moon's left the earth, food is scarce and water's nonexistent, and you're wondering who you want to be by your side, just remember to hold on tightly to Pandora's Box and its closed lid.
Because Hope so perfect that she solves everything.

"Whoa, she's so beautiful, amazing, incredible!"
"I know, she's like a Hope!"

by Aetherfall July 4, 2023

J-Hope

J-Hope is a ray of sunshine, the reason why many people are happy, y'aLL BETTER APPRECIATE AND LOVE HIM BEFORE I SMACK THE FUCK OUT OF U

There is no explanation needed for our beloved J-Hope *drops mic*

by Taehyung's Belly June 27, 2017