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Hipster paradox

The definition of a hipster is that they are nit and do not like mainstream things. But since hipsters are now mainstream, then they must like mainstream things.
by TheMzigGmer November 28, 2016
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Hood Hipster

A more gangsta version of a Hipster. Exemplified by listening to rap, ghetto mannerisms, and occasional gangsta speech but still retains the apparel and sensibilities of a Hipster.
Hipster 1 - "Man, what's up with that guy?"
Hipster 2 - "I don't know, he's like one of us...but not"

Hood Hipster - "Fuck yo couches BITCH!"
by Hood Hempster March 16, 2011
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Hipster douche

One who is not only a {hipster} but a douche as well. Likes to go to (Misshapes) parties, or whatever social area where there are hipster douches like him. Preferably tries to get to these parties before open bar ends, but if he misses the open bar it still ok because he can always drink the beers he snuck into the (club). Also has tendency to wear tight ass shirts with suspenders. Likes to also say "{qual}" alot. If someone asks a hipster (douche) a question, they usually begin their answer with "ughhh".
Person :"Hey Al where did you get those suspenders"

Hipster Douche: "Ugh, like why would you care, you could never pull it off anyway. Did open bar end?"
by hq3000 December 8, 2006
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Hipster Punk

Used to describe people who seem punk and hipster at the same time. Characteristics of a Hipster Punk/Punk Hipster are:

-Independent

-Opinionated

-Listens to a wide range of music including Punk Rock, Indie, Folk, Alternative, Metal, etc.

-ETC ETC ETC

The coolest kind of person.
Person 1 "That hipster was at a Punk Rock concert last night"
Person 2 "that's because she's a Hipster Punk, See how she's wearing more leather than she was yesterday?"
by YesCrissy April 20, 2013
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hipster-hop

An emerging subculture built around DJ's who have a blog with wild party pictures, do mash-ups that usually involve dirty south and/or Diplomats-related rap, wear designer jeans with retro Nikes, and inhabit a grey area between being a hipster and having "street credibility."
The DJ was on your standard hipster-hop tip... he played some Yin Yang Twinz/Take Me Home Tonight mash-up.

I can't even wear Nike Dunks anymore because I see 20 hipster-hop kids a day wearing them.
by Foxxxxxxxxxxxxxx August 8, 2005
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Hipster Fuckery

Normal School Kid: "What's your major?"
Lang Kid: "Hipster fuckery. I take history and creative writing courses and attend underground indie concerts in Williamsburg for credit."
by Langstar August 27, 2008
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hipster hat

The practice of wearing a beanie, usually too long, on the back half of the head. Because, you know, actually keeping your head warm is too mainstream. Can be spotted year-round, often at bad local coffee shops.
Dude, did you see that dude wearing a hipster hat back there? LATFH, breh.
by That one other OTHER guy June 28, 2011
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